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hobbit-hole if i had to get in a fistfight with any member of the fellowship it would be Frodo because i would easily win hobbit-hole all i am saying is that he would ostensibly be the easiest one to take on in a fight given that he's like three feet tall and has led a life of physical leisure compared to all of the others due to his standing as a gentlehobbit legolas aragorn and gimli are all used to combat sam works as a gardener merry and pippin often gallivant off and get into mischief so they have the advantage of experience in whatever it is they've gotten up towould possibly fight dirty gandalf is gandalf so while weapons are out of the question i suppose that depends on if magic is involved i don't think i could take him without magic even if he is old because he's a very large guy but maybe it would be my knuckles against Frodo's baby soft poet hands plus rve got the additional height and fighting experience i just think that he would be the easiest to win against in hand-to-hand combat out of the rest of them also he isn't real so he can't offer a rebuttal to my claim penny-anna you're absolutely correct BUT wanting to fight Frodo makes you a monster D hobbit-hole this has nothing to do with WANTING to fight Frodo i just think he would be easiest for me to beat in a fight with no weapons unless he utilized his very large feet but i think he's too polite to do that because it's a fist fight and that would be considered playing dirty penny anna for someone who doesn't want to fight Frodo you sure have put a lot of thought into fighting Frodo animate-mush OP is wrong though you fight Pippin First off Pippin has it coming so you won't be fighting your conscience at the same time Secondly Pippin is a spoiled rich kid He's no less gentry than Frodo is but Frodo works out and is shown to have better stamina at least at the outset Pippin is also both the stupidest and the slowest of the hobbits They both nearly beat one 1 troll so that's comparable but Pippin appears not to have got a single hit in against the orcs that captured them while Merry was cutting off hands like a boss Pippin also straight-up tell Bergil that he's not a fighter Also there's a nonzero chance that Frodo will just straight up curse you if the guilt of fighting Frodo isn't enough if a curse by itself And of course if you try to fight Frodo you will 100% end up fighting Sam and he will wreck you and you'll deserve it you penny-anna Also if you fight Frodo you'll have a very angry Sam & possibly also the entire Fellowship to deal with BUT if you fight Pippin they will probably cheer you on ainurs Bold of you to assume one could attempt to fight Pippin and NOT instantly be killed by Boromir feynites So here's the thing - you absolutely DO NOT want to try and fight Frodo or Pippin because they are going to be protected by the rest of the Fellowship which basically exists to stop asshole Big People from picking on the hobbits Folk might talk a big game but when the chips are down you are not going to lay a single hand on any of the hobbits Either you'll find yourself immediately fighting all four of them or else you'll move to land your first hit and suddenly Aragorn will side-tackle you into the trees And he probably hits like a freight train tbh So here's what you do You fight Legolas The thing about fist-fighting Legolas of course is that you will lose This is not a fight you're gonna win no matter what But Legolas has his standing competition with Gimili so once the challenge is issued he's not gonna let anyone else step in and fight you either No one is liable to volunteer on his behalf either so you will only end up fighting the one member of the fellowship If you are lucky he might also take his shirt off Bonus! Anyway Legolas will mop the floor with you but he's also already convinced you're weaker than him anyway because you're not an elf so he's gonna go kind of easy on you And when you lose he will be all snide and superior about it which means everyone in the fellowship is gonna sympathize with you and Gimli will probably challenge him on your behalf afterwards but here's the key thing You will have lost a fist-fight to an immortal warrior prince That's a way better loss to cop to than that time you tried to fistfight a pudgy gentlehobbit and got beaten to the point of unconsciousness by his gardener yeah? icescrabblerjerky okay so tolkien tumblr is fast becoming my fave tumblr community thank you thank you all you are the true fellowship here Sourcehobbit-hole #mmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm 32148 notes The Tolkien discourse is getting violent Meme

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