HOW ABOUT& 3 Pavane Gently 76 soft mallets PPPP JUST DON'T PLAY minfood ustamerplwithabox vivelafat prokopetz fficialdeadparrot greltholmes eisajen gunslingerannie justkeepsalmm dean and-his-ple fororchestra musisalmelody Fun Story My drector kept teling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer No matter what we did it wasn't soft enough for him So getting frustrated Itold my buddy Dot play this time Just fake Our Band Director then informed us we sounded perfect To my readers 'p' means quiet pp means realy quiet Tve never seen ppop before haha On the contrast T means loud and t probably means so loud you go unconscious I had in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudy as physicaly possible without faling off my char Me and my trombone buddies had and he sat next to me and played so hard that he fel out of tis chair The lengths we go for music Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of ar you have to move and the stiftness of the reed means t only has two setings and that is loud and louder wth an optional LOUDEST that inclades a 60% probatility of HORRBLE CRONKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet shriek One day when I was in concert band in high school we got a new piece handed out for the frst time and there was a strange itle commotion back in the tuba section- whispering and poineing at something in the music and swalting at each other's hands a shhh dont cal atenion to t And athough they did atract the atention of basically everyone else in the band they managed to avoid being noticed by the band drector who gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said AE right let's run through it up to section A And here we ae cheerfuly playing along sounding reasonably competent-but everyone when they have the attention to spare is keeping an eye on the tuba players They dan't come in for the first eight measures or so and then when they do come in what we see is Jled goging Ireeeseealy deep breath COLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE The entire band stops dead in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasn't actually been cued to stop The band director doesn't even say anything just looks straight back at the tubas and makes a helpless sot of uhy gesture h unison the tuba players defend themselves THERE WERE FOUR FS FFFF is not realy a rational dynamic marking for any instrument but for the love of al that is holy uhy would you put it in a tuba part This is the best band post Everyone else go home Oh man so I play trombone and we got this piece caled Florentiner Marsch by Julkus Fuck and we saw this efafinDaPa frert f ren which is 8 fortes We were shocked untl EPFAEEFEB ERFE cranra har is 24 fortes who the fuck does that Who does that? This guy Take a good look-that is the moustache of a man with nothing to lose Julus idontgivaFucik More ke Julus Fuckit wwwA tHIME EVE N THE LAST 1W0 stESDMY GOD 247 WHTHE cop D AM O PET DOYcu waT FCNG DHAEING7O YOUR CONCERT CASE CUES w AT WHAT YOURE ONG TO GET UCNPoLE IN O AEGONG O DEL FUCKWSTHAT W THE ACT Loud Band Geeks Meme

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