HOW ABOUT Prune Gently - 76 soft mallets PPPP JUST DON'T PLAY minfood ustamerpiwithabox vivelafat prokopetz offisialdeadparrot grellholmes elsajeni gunslingerannie justtkeepcalmm dean-and-his-ple fororchestra musisalmelody Fun Story My director kept teling me and my tenor sax budy to play softer No matter what we did it wasnt soft enough for him So getting frustrated I told my buddy Dort play this time Just fake Our Band Director then informed us we sounded perfect To my readers p' means quiet pp' means really quiet Ive never seen pppp' before haha On the contrast T means Joud and probably means so loud you go unconscious Ihad in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudy as physicaly possible without faling off my char Me and my trombone buddes had and he sat next to me and played so hard that he fell out of his chair The lengths we go for music Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of air you have to move and the stifness of the reed means t only has two setings and that is loud and louder with an optional LOUDEST that includes a 50% probatility of HORRIBLE CROAKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet shriek One day when I was in concert band in high school we got a new piece handed out for the first time and there was a strange little commotion back in the tuba section- whispering and pointing at something in the music and swatting at each other's hands all shhh dont cal attention to And although they did atract the attention of basically y everyone else in the band they managed to avoid being noticed by the band director who gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said Al right let's run through it up to section A And here we are cheerfuly playing along sounding reasonably competent- but everyone when they have the attention to spare is keeping an eye on the tuba players They don't come in for the first eight measures or so and then when they do come in what we see is safled gigging Ireeeeeeally deep breath ICOLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE The entire band stops dead in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasn't actually been cued to stop The band director doesnt even say anything just looks straight back at the tubas and makes a helpless sort of why gesture h unison the tuba plavers defend themselves THERE WERE FOUR F'S FFFF is not realy a rational dynamic marking for any instrument but for the love of al that is holy why would you put t in a fuba part This is the best band post Everyone else go home Oh man so I play trombone and we got this piece caled Florentiner Marsch by Juus Fucik and we saw this PisP&Pis@+@ysP+Pịa trju0«Du©=0 ISTPEN HSen frenif which is 8 fortes We were shocked until cranoran UR шНИЕТУ that is 24 fortes who the fuck does that Who does that? This guy Take a good look - that is the moustache of a man with nothing to lose Julus idontgivafucik More lke Julus Fuckt wHAT IS THIS VE NEVER SEEN THE LAST TWO STORES OH MY GOD 24 WHT IS THE GOD DAMN POINT I AM SO UPSET DO YOU WANT FUCKING CHNA LISTENING TO YOUR CONCERT DECAUSE GUESS WHAT THAT IS WHAT YOURE GONG TO GET FUCKONG PEDPLE IN CHNA ARE GOING TO BE LICE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WAS THAT Found this masterpiece among my favouritesadvice-animaltumblrcom Meme

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