ass
ass
Bitch
Bitch
fat ass
fat ass
memes
memes
Sorry
Sorry
Chase
Chase
House
House
Scratch
Scratch
Taxi
Taxi
Time
Time
Husband
Husband
Fat
Fat
Silence
Silence
Taxi Driver
Taxi Driver
Theatre
Theatre
Back
Back
Been
Been
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ðŸĪ–
how
how
got
got
her
her
cat
cat
mother
mother
horror
horror
poke
poke
light
light
him
him
down
down
driver
driver
she
she
did
did
hot
hot
them
them
all
all
budgie
budgie
yard
yard
door
door
inside
inside
ran
ran
cab
cab
for
for
machine
machine
evening
evening
our house
our house
get
get
really
really
goodnight
goodnight
stupid bitch
stupid bitch
like
like
bed
bed
poke her
poke her
likes
likes
just
just
then
then
because
because
tried
tried
empty
empty
the cab
the cab
away
away
terrified
terrified
coat hanger
coat hanger
arrived
arrived
take off
take off
hot and bothered
hot and bothered
so long
so long
bothered
bothered
stupid
stupid
hanger
hanger
lovely
lovely
neck
neck
were
were
rather
rather
growing
 growing
dinner
 dinner
night
 night
better
 better
minutes
 minutes
come
 come
ready
 ready
know
 know
want
 want
later
 later
said
 said
coat
 coat
legs
 legs
again
 again
blanket
 blanket
backyard
 backyard
it worked
 it worked
answering
 answering
last time
 last time
turned on
 turned on
night light
 night light
up the stairs
 up the stairs
under the bed
 under the bed
out
out
hiding
hiding
ready-to-go
ready-to-go
Off
Off
Garden
Garden
Leave
Leave
Stairs
Stairs
And
And
When
When
The Silence
The Silence
My Husband
My Husband
That
That
I Had To
I Had To
But
But
Not
Not
Last
Last
Vegetable
Vegetable
The
The
Long
Long
Past
Past
Take
Take
Sorry It Took So Long
Sorry It Took So Long
Better Not
Better Not
The Stupid
The Stupid
Few
Few
Front
Front
Pulled
Pulled
Tubby
Tubby
I Had
I Had
Didnt
Didnt
Turned
Turned
Had To
Had To
Was
Was
With
With
Our
Our
Took
Took
In A
In A
Going
Going
Threw
Threw
Had
Had
Put
Put
Be Out
Be Out
Between
Between
Amusement
Amusement
Hiding Under The Bed
Hiding Under The Bed
Dressed
Dressed
Explained
Explained
In The Past
In The Past
Having
Having
To My Mother
To My Mother
A Few
A Few
Burgled
Burgled
Worked
Worked
Answering Machine
Answering Machine
But It
But It
But The
But The
Cab Driver
Cab Driver
Cat In The
Cat In The
I Didnt
I Didnt
In The
In The
Into
Into
Me Like
Me Like
On A
On A
Come Out
Come Out
Deafening
Deafening
Front Door
Front Door
Go Out
Go Out
Momentarily
Momentarily
Retrieve
Retrieve
The Past
The Past
To Be
To Be
My Dog
My Dog
Bullet
Bullet
Football Player
Football Player
Senting
Senting
Drunked
Drunked
decor
decor
year-old-girls
year-old-girls
year-old-girl
year-old-girl
year-old-boy
year-old-boy
endlessly
 endlessly
the yards
 the yards
neighbor
 neighbor
faces
 faces
again
 again
lines
 lines
meats
 meats
bikes
 bikes
tomar
tomar
pantsed
pantsed
willie
willie
line
line
barred
barred
ons
ons
hotness
hotness
kidding
kidding
overly
overly
comming
comming
played
played
overeating
overeating
get ready
get ready
surviving
surviving
counting
counting
my friend
my friend
saying
saying
footballs
footballs
gag
gag
damn
damn
i like
i like
milkshake brings
milkshake brings
youre
youre
dead
dead
get
get
this
this
bulb
bulb
footbal
footbal
happening
happening
diameter
diameter
whats
whats
for
for
set up
set up
what
what
you
you
milkshake
milkshake
they
they
all
all
them
them
the neighbors
the neighbors
woman
woman
setting up a
setting up a
light bulbs
light bulbs
one
one
armadillo
armadillo
Dog
Dog
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ðŸĪ–
49er
49er
Rush
Rush
Camera
Camera
Bears
Bears
Bear
Bear
sports
sports
reddit
reddit
Poop
Poop
NFL
NFL
memes
memes
Lesbians
Lesbians
dank
dank
cars
cars
cars
cars
dank
dank
Lesbians
Lesbians
memes
memes
NFL
NFL
Poop
Poop
reddit
reddit
sports
sports
Bear
Bear
Bears
Bears
Camera
Camera
Rush
Rush
49er
49er
ðŸĪ–
ðŸĪ–
Dog
Dog
armadillo
armadillo
one
one
light bulbs
light bulbs
setting up a
setting up a
woman
woman
the neighbors
the neighbors
them
them
all
all
they
they
milkshake
milkshake
you
you
what
what
set up
set up
for
for
whats
whats
diameter
diameter
happening
happening
footbal
footbal
bulb
bulb
this
this
get
get
dead
dead
youre
youre
milkshake brings
milkshake brings
i like
i like
damn
damn
gag
gag
footballs
footballs
saying
saying
my friend
my friend
counting
counting
surviving
surviving
get ready
get ready
overeating
overeating
played
played
comming
comming
overly
overly
kidding
kidding
hotness
hotness
ons
ons
barred
barred
line
line
willie
willie
pantsed
pantsed
tomar
tomar
bikes
 bikes
meats
 meats
lines
 lines
again
 again
faces
 faces
neighbor
 neighbor
the yards
 the yards
endlessly
 endlessly
year-old-boy
year-old-boy
year-old-girl
year-old-girl
year-old-girls
year-old-girls
decor
decor
Drunked
Drunked
Senting
Senting
Football Player
Football Player
Bullet
Bullet
My Dog
My Dog
To Be
To Be
The Past
The Past
Retrieve
Retrieve
Momentarily
Momentarily
Go Out
Go Out
Front Door
Front Door
Deafening
Deafening
Come Out
Come Out
On A
On A
Me Like
Me Like
Into
Into
In The
In The
I Didnt
I Didnt
Cat In The
Cat In The
Cab Driver
Cab Driver
But The
But The
But It
But It
Answering Machine
Answering Machine
Worked
Worked
Burgled
Burgled
A Few
A Few
To My Mother
To My Mother
Having
Having
In The Past
In The Past
Explained
Explained
Dressed
Dressed
Hiding Under The Bed
Hiding Under The Bed
Amusement
Amusement
Between
Between
Be Out
Be Out
Put
Put
Had
Had
Threw
Threw
Going
Going
In A
In A
Took
Took
Our
Our
With
With
Was
Was
Had To
Had To
Turned
Turned
Didnt
Didnt
I Had
I Had
Tubby
Tubby
Pulled
Pulled
Front
Front
Few
Few
The Stupid
The Stupid
Better Not
Better Not
Sorry It Took So Long
Sorry It Took So Long
Take
Take
Past
Past
Long
Long
The
The
Vegetable
Vegetable
Last
Last
Not
Not
But
But
I Had To
I Had To
That
That
My Husband
My Husband
The Silence
The Silence
When
When
And
And
Stairs
Stairs
Leave
Leave
Garden
Garden
Off
Off
ready-to-go
ready-to-go
hiding
hiding
out
out
under the bed
 under the bed
up the stairs
 up the stairs
night light
 night light
turned on
 turned on
last time
 last time
answering
 answering
it worked
 it worked
backyard
 backyard
blanket
 blanket
again
 again
legs
 legs
coat
 coat
said
 said
later
 later
want
 want
know
 know
ready
 ready
come
 come
minutes
 minutes
better
 better
night
 night
dinner
 dinner
growing
 growing
rather
rather
were
were
neck
neck
lovely
lovely
hanger
hanger
stupid
stupid
bothered
bothered
so long
so long
hot and bothered
hot and bothered
take off
take off
arrived
arrived
coat hanger
coat hanger
terrified
terrified
away
away
the cab
the cab
empty
empty
tried
tried
because
because
then
then
just
just
likes
likes
poke her
poke her
bed
bed
like
like
stupid bitch
stupid bitch
goodnight
goodnight
really
really
get
get
our house
our house
evening
evening
machine
machine
for
for
cab
cab
ran
ran
inside
inside
door
door
yard
yard
budgie
budgie
all
all
them
them
hot
hot
did
did
she
she
driver
driver
down
down
him
him
light
light
poke
poke
horror
horror
mother
mother
cat
cat
her
her
got
got
how
how
ðŸĪ–
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Been
Been
Back
Back
Theatre
Theatre
Taxi Driver
Taxi Driver
Silence
Silence
Fat
Fat
Husband
Husband
Time
Time
Taxi
Taxi
Scratch
Scratch
House
House
Chase
Chase
Sorry
Sorry
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memes
fat ass
fat ass
Bitch
Bitch
ass
ass

How My Husband And I Terrified A Cab Driver My husband and I were dressed and ready to go out for a lovely evening of dinner and theatre Having been burgled in the past we turned on a night light' and the answering machine then put the cat in the backyard When our cab arrived we walked out our front door and our rather tubby cat scooted between our legs insidethen ran up the stairs Because our cat likes to chase our budgie we really didn't want to leave them unchaperoned so my husband ran inside to retrieve her and put her in the back yard again Because I didn't want the taxi driver to know our house was going to be empty all eveningI explained to him that my husband would be out momentarily as he was just bidding goodnight to my mother A few minutes later he got into the cab all hot and bothered and said to my growing horror and amusement as the cab pulled away Sorry it took so long but the stupid bitch was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her ass with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off so l grabbed her by the neck and wrapped her in a blanket so she wouldn't scratch me like she did last time But it worked! I hauled her fat ass down the stairs and threw her into the backyard she had better not sh't in the vegetable garden again The silence in the taxi was deafening Meme

found ON 2019-04-20 10:43:41 BY ME.ME

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