ass
ass
Bitch
Bitch
fat ass
fat ass
Sorry
Sorry
Chase
Chase
House
House
Scratch
Scratch
Taxi
Taxi
Time
Time
Husband
Husband
Fat
Fat
Silence
Silence
Taxi Driver
Taxi Driver
Theatre
Theatre
Back
Back
Been
Been
how
how
got
got
her
her
cat
cat
mother
mother
horror
horror
poke
poke
light
light
him
him
down
down
driver
driver
legendary
legendary
she
she
did
did
hot
hot
them
them
all
all
budgie
budgie
yard
yard
door
door
inside
inside
ran
ran
cab
cab
for
for
machine
machine
evening
evening
our house
our house
this
this
get
get
really
really
goodnight
goodnight
stupid bitch
stupid bitch
like
like
this is
this is
bed
bed
poke her
poke her
likes
likes
just
just
then
then
because
because
tried
tried
empty
empty
the cab
the cab
away
away
terrified
terrified
coat hanger
coat hanger
arrived
arrived
take off
take off
hot and bothered
hot and bothered
so long
so long
bothered
bothered
stupid
stupid
hanger
hanger
lovely
lovely
neck
neck
were
were
rather
rather
growing
 growing
dinner
 dinner
night
 night
better
 better
minutes
 minutes
come
 come
ready
 ready
know
 know
want
 want
later
 later
said
 said
coat
 coat
legs
 legs
again
 again
blanket
 blanket
backyard
 backyard
it worked
 it worked
answering
 answering
last time
 last time
turned on
 turned on
night light
 night light
up the stairs
 up the stairs
under the bed
 under the bed
out
out
hiding
hiding
ready-to-go
ready-to-go
Off
Off
Garden
Garden
Leave
Leave
Stairs
Stairs
And
And
When
When
The Silence
The Silence
My Husband
My Husband
That
That
I Had To
I Had To
But
But
Not
Not
Last
Last
Vegetable
Vegetable
The
The
Long
Long
Past
Past
Take
Take
Sorry It Took So Long
Sorry It Took So Long
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Sh T
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Better Not
The Stupid
The Stupid
Few
Few
Front
Front
Pulled
Pulled
Tubby
Tubby
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I Had
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Didnt
Turned
Turned
Had To
Had To
Was
Was
With
With
Our
Our
Took
Took
In A
In A
Going
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Threw
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Had
Put
Put
Be Out
Be Out
Between
Between
Amusement
Amusement
Hiding Under The Bed
Hiding Under The Bed
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Dressed
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Explained
In The Past
In The Past
Having
Having
To My Mother
To My Mother
A Few
A Few
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Burgled
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Worked
Answering Machine
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But The
Cab Driver
Cab Driver
Cat In The
Cat In The
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In The
Into
Into
Me Like
Me Like
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 thugs
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ifs
ifs
allow
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feelings
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their
their
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yes no
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senior
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films
films
arr
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securities
securities
talent
talent
social security benefits
social security benefits
security
security
int
int
means
means
citizens
citizens
citizen
citizen
who
who
ares
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social security
social security
how
how
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Cab Driver
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Answering Machine
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Worked
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Burgled
A Few
A Few
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To My Mother
Having
Having
In The Past
In The Past
Explained
Explained
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Amusement
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Past
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The
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Last
Last
Not
Not
But
But
I Had To
I Had To
That
That
My Husband
My Husband
The Silence
The Silence
When
When
And
And
Stairs
Stairs
Leave
Leave
Garden
Garden
Off
Off
ready-to-go
ready-to-go
hiding
hiding
out
out
under the bed
 under the bed
up the stairs
 up the stairs
night light
 night light
turned on
 turned on
last time
 last time
answering
 answering
it worked
 it worked
backyard
 backyard
blanket
 blanket
again
 again
legs
 legs
coat
 coat
said
 said
later
 later
want
 want
know
 know
ready
 ready
come
 come
minutes
 minutes
better
 better
night
 night
dinner
 dinner
growing
 growing
rather
rather
were
were
neck
neck
lovely
lovely
hanger
hanger
stupid
stupid
bothered
bothered
so long
so long
hot and bothered
hot and bothered
take off
take off
arrived
arrived
coat hanger
coat hanger
terrified
terrified
away
away
the cab
the cab
empty
empty
tried
tried
because
because
then
then
just
just
likes
likes
poke her
poke her
bed
bed
this is
this is
like
like
stupid bitch
stupid bitch
goodnight
goodnight
really
really
get
get
this
this
our house
our house
evening
evening
machine
machine
for
for
cab
cab
ran
ran
inside
inside
door
door
yard
yard
budgie
budgie
all
all
them
them
hot
hot
did
did
she
she
legendary
legendary
driver
driver
down
down
him
him
light
light
poke
poke
horror
horror
mother
mother
cat
cat
her
her
got
got
how
how
Been
Been
Back
Back
Theatre
Theatre
Taxi Driver
Taxi Driver
Silence
Silence
Fat
Fat
Husband
Husband
Time
Time
Taxi
Taxi
Scratch
Scratch
House
House
Chase
Chase
Sorry
Sorry
fat ass
fat ass
Bitch
Bitch
ass
ass

How My Husband And I Terrified A Cab Driver This Is Legendary My husband and I were dressed and ready to go out for a lovely evening of dinner and theatre Having been burgled in the past we turned on a night light' and the answering machine then put the cat in the backyard When our cab arrived we walked out our front door and our rather tubby cat scooted between our legs inside then ran up the stairs Because our cat likes to chase our budgie we really didn't want to leave them unchaperoned so my husband ran inside to retrieve her and put her in the back yard again Because I didn't want the taxi driver to know our house was going to be empty all evening I explained to him that my husband would be out momentarily as he was just bidding goodnight to my mother A few minutes later he got into the cab all hot and bothered and said to my growing horror and amusement as the cab pulled away Sorry it took so long but the stupid bitch was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her ass with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off so I grabbed her by the neck and wrapped her in a blanket so she wouldn't scratch me like she did last time But it worked! I hauled her fat ass down the stairs and threw her into the backyardshe had better not sh*t in the vegetable garden again The silence in the taxi was deafening Meme

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