PETER JACKSON: Dear Sir Ian, here’s my script of THE HOBBIT. Please come be Gandalf!
SIR IAN MCKELLAN: Nah.
PETER JACKSON: Dear Sir Ian, holy God, the success of these movies rests on your celebrated and award-winning silvery head. Please, please, please be Gandalf! Here’s my revised script, subtitled WIZARDS RULE, DWARVES DROOL, PS YOU’RE HOTTER THAN MICHAEL FASSBENDER.
SIR IAN MCKELLAN: … I will consider this.
… I may have written you guys a little somethin’ somethin’.
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“SCRIPTWRITERS: Story of how a forest gets infested with giant spiders and goes evil.
PETER JACKSON: Can borrow Forbidden Forest set, check!”