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I HATE MY JOB My job is so unbelievable I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I worlk with First there is this supermodel wanna-be chick Yeah okay she is pretty hot but damn is she completely useless The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself She is as dumb as a box of rocks and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe The next chick is completely the opposite She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet Her career opportunities are endless and yet she is here with us She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10 I'm not sure she even showers much less shaves her womanly parts think she might be a lesbian because every time we drive by the hardware store she moans like a cat in heat But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the f*king stoner And this guy is more than just your average pothead In fact he is baked before he comes to work during work and I'm sure after work He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years and he's only 22 He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's and to make things worse he brings his big dog to work Every day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke Hell sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing Also both of them are constantly hungry requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King every single day Anyway I drive these folks around in my van and we solve mysteries and s**t Unlike Share nd 48 others like this you should probably go to TheMetaPicturecom srsfunny My Job Is Just The Worst Meme

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