Shoot this bitch. Shoot this bitch right fucking now.
Looking around for more mainstream sources on this, most seem to be news services in Africa, but I did come across this gem that doesn’t seem to grasp the implications of this situation.
HILLARIOUS….A Woman Who Impregnated Herself With A Stolen Used Condom Wins US$3Million In Child Support Battle.
Because obviously this is funny as hell and not a tragic exploitation of the US justice system.
Dude’s got money, I hope he sues her into oblivion and takes his kid back if this is a legit story, I’m still mildly iffy since some of the details change from article to article.
Oh thank God skepticism wins this round @lastsonlosthttps://www.truthorfiction.com/hotel-cleaner-who-stole-sperm-from-a-millionaires-used-condom-won-child-support-battle-millions/In its apparent first iteration, the claim was shared by the site ihlayanews.com on November 9 2019. That site claimed::A 40-year-old Las Vegas hotel cleaner won a child support battle against a 28-year-old millionaire who she never slept with.ect.Ihlaya News’ header has faint text reading “nuusparodie waarvan jy hou,” which was translated by Africa Check:“Ihlaya
News” roughly translates, from isiZulu, as “crazy person news”. The
site’s tagline is “nuusparodie waarvan jy hou” – Afrikaans for “news
parody that you like”.When Ihlaya News (“crazy
person news”) published “Hotel cleaner who stole sperm from a used
condom won child support battle” on November 9 2019, faint “satire”
signifiers appeared on that first iteration. When numerous outlets in
Africa shared it, those details were stripped away, as was the case with
screenshots of the “news” on Facebook. However, the claim originated
with an openly satirical site.TL:DR; story came from a satire site and a bunch of African news sources “ate the onion” as it were.
That’s a relief
found @ 31 likes ON 2019-11-26 22:10:30 BY ME.ME