I NEVER SAID SHE STOLE MY MONEY This sentence has 7 different meanings depending on the stressed word thessalian ravenclaws-do-it-with-books taytayshaynaynay life-is-fiction theinternetghostshavetakenover golgothasghirahim basstrip whoa what omg the english language everyone This hit me like a brick And people wonder why authors use italics and bold so readers understand what the hell is going on Oops I'm dumb I only found like two? I never said she stole my money I never said she stole my money I never saidshe stole my money I never said she stole my money I never said she stole my money I never said she stole my money I never said she stole my money To clarify I never said she stole my money Someone else did NEVER said she stole my money I would never rat her out like that I never SAID she stole my money I merely IMPLIED that she stole my money never said SHE stole my money I just said SOMEONE stole my money and never pointed any fingers never said she STOLE my money She's just taking a buggerdly long time about paying back that loan never said she stole MY money She stole money sure but I've got no horse in this race I never said she stole my MONEY But I'm pretty sure I had nuclear missile launch codes on my person because I am an idiot and now she's standing next to the launch controls with a shit-eating grin on her face and I'm REALLY a moron But I'm still a wealthy moron so that's okay? Did someone say MONEY Meme

found ON 2019-06-15 23:50:32 BY ME.ME

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