i 'We'll show you girls just what real class is Give up tryin' to deceive the masses 450 Your rhymes are fake accept our wager Learn which of us is minor and which is major There's nine of us here and there's nine of you And you'll be nowhere long before we're through Nothin's gonna save you 'cuz your songs are lame And the way you sing 'em is really a shame So stop withWell I never! and This can't be real! We're the newest New Thing and here is our deal obsolete you then If we beat you you just get gone From these classy haunts on Mount Helicon 460 We give you Macedonia-ifwe lose An' that's an offer you just can't refuse So take the wings off sisters get down and jam And let the nymphs be the judges of our poetry slam! Emily Wilson's genuinely abominable translation of a work by Ovid Meme

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