If i ever come home and find black people on my living room floor I hooe theyre dressed like these black people because then i can build them a fort.
Then some social justice motherfucker going to come along and ask why i put the blanket wearing black people in my ghetto fort. Then blanket black dad will be like “motherfucker, I earn well above the median national wage motherfucker” after he done cover his child’s ears.
I then commence to zap the SJW motherfucker with my spray bottle laced with childrens laughter and LSD.
The blanket black people manned the cushioned ramparts and fought valiantly.
The casualties included a horrible white pants-suit, a battalion of trigger warnings, and the pronoun “xie”.