Being alone
Being alone

Being alone

America
America

America

Another one
Another one

Another one

Beer
Beer

Beer

Belgium
Belgium

Belgium

Fall
Fall

Fall

Friends
Friends

Friends

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tumblr

tumblr

Army
Army

Army

Australia
Australia

Australia

Blog
Blog

Blog

Brain
Brain

Brain

France
France

France

Germany
Germany

Germany

Japan
Japan

Japan

Mirror
Mirror

Mirror

Pint
Pint

Pint

Russia
Russia

Russia

The Middle
The Middle

The Middle

Turkey
Turkey

Turkey

What Is
What Is

What Is

World
World

World

Austria
Austria

Austria

Britain
Britain

Britain

Italy
Italy

Italy

Serbia
Serbia

Serbia

Change
Change

Change

Fight
Fight

Fight

All The
All The

All The

Asks
Asks

Asks

Back
Back

Back

Been
Been

Been

another
another

another

ask
ask

ask

air
air

air

looking
looking

looking

brother
brother

brother

com
com

com

war
war

war

glass
glass

glass

class
class

class

who
who

who

big
big

big

can
can

can

one
one

one

down
down

down

bar
bar

bar

fighting
fighting

fighting

personality
personality

personality

whisper
whisper

whisper

world war one
world war one

world war one

will
will

will

window
window

window

all
all

all

first
first

first

they
they

they

thing
thing

thing

new
new

new

world war
world war

world war

now
now

now

show
show

show

post
post

post

action
action

action

what
what

what

still
still

still

made
made

made

order
order

order

for
for

for

damage
damage

damage

href
href

href

look
look

look

side
side

side

render
render

render

the room
the room

the room

do it
do it

do it

calm down
calm down

calm down

stop
stop

stop

come back
come back

come back

calm
calm

calm

such
such

such

if world war one was a bar fight
if world war one was a bar fight

if world war one was a bar fight

room
room

room

barstool
barstool

barstool

suit
suit

suit

hand
hand

hand

then
then

then

because
because

because

together
together

together

steal
steal

steal

broken
broken

broken

everyone
everyone

everyone

anyone
anyone

anyone

brain damage
brain damage

brain damage

knocked out
knocked out

knocked out

their
their

their

feelings
feelings

feelings

leg
leg

leg

intervene
intervene

intervene

shattered
shattered

shattered

pockets
pockets

pockets

there
there

there

fault
fault

fault

too
too

too

incapable
incapable

incapable

thrown
thrown

thrown

whose
whose

whose

through
through

through

support
support

support

out of order
out of order

out of order

punch
 punch

punch

no
 no

no

hard
 hard

hard

come
 come

come

agree
 agree

agree

anymore
 anymore

anymore

anyway
 anyway

anyway

in the middle of
 in the middle of

in the middle of

gets
 gets

gets

fists
 fists

fists

back up
 back up

back up

trouser
 trouser

trouser

punches
 punches

punches

punched
 punched

punched

cleaning
 cleaning

cleaning

punching
 punching

punching

fall over
 fall over

fall over

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 tumblr blog

tumblr blog

unconscious
 unconscious

unconscious

glass window
 glass window

glass window

no hard feelings
 no hard feelings

no hard feelings

in-the-air
in-the-air

in-the-air

won
won

won

out
out

out

over
over

over

point
point

point

chairs
chairs

chairs

None
None

None

None
None

None

None
None

None

None
None

None

And
And

And

Other
Other

Other

Cant
Cant

Cant

Both
Both

Both

When
When

When

The New
The New

The New

That
That

That

But
But

But

Not
Not

Not

Wallet
Wallet

Wallet

Everyone Calm Down
Everyone Calm Down

Everyone Calm Down

The
The

The

The First
The First

The First

From
From

From

Points
Points

Points

Buy
Buy

Buy

Its On
Its On

Its On

Corner
Corner

Corner

Its
Its

Its

Pub
Pub

Pub

Has Been
Has Been

Has Been

Few
Few

Few

Knocked
Knocked

Knocked

Falls
Falls

Falls

While
While

While

Looks
Looks

Looks

About To
About To

About To

Sleeves
Sleeves

Sleeves

Go Off
Go Off

Go Off

The Bar
The Bar

The Bar

Plate
Plate

Plate

Was
Was

Was

With
With

With

Middle
Middle

Middle

Till
Till

Till

In A
In A

In A

Should
Should

Should

Are
Are

Are

Going
Going

Going

Threw
Threw

Threw

Looks At
Looks At

Looks At

A Href
A Href

A Href

Https
Https

Https

Pay
Pay

Pay

About
About

About

View
View

View

Tumblr Com
Tumblr Com

Tumblr Com

Complete
Complete

Complete

Has
Has

Has

Bumps
Bumps

Bumps

Point Of View
Point Of View

Point Of View

Doing
Doing

Doing

Surprises
Surprises

Surprises

Wants
Wants

Wants

Standing
Standing

Standing

Explained
Explained

Explained

Sentences
Sentences

Sentences

Runs
Runs

Runs

Rolls
Rolls

Rolls

Round
Round

Round

Whether
Whether

Whether

A Few
A Few

A Few

Bit
Bit

Bit

Offers
Offers

Offers

Trousers
Trousers

Trousers

A Corner
A Corner

A Corner

And What
And What

And What

Austria Australia
Austria Australia

Austria Australia

Bar Fight
Bar Fight

Bar Fight

Buy It
Buy It

Buy It

Calls
Calls

Calls

Cant Afford
Cant Afford

Cant Afford

Chanting
Chanting

Chanting

For The
For The

For The

In The
In The

In The

Into
Into

Into

Looking At
Looking At

Looking At

Misses
Misses

Misses

Not Looking
Not Looking

Not Looking

One Hand
One Hand

One Hand

Out Of
Out Of

Out Of

Pay For
Pay For

Pay For

IF WORLD WAR ONE WAS A BAR FIGHT Germany Austria and Italy are standing together in the middle of a pub when Serbia bumps into Austria and spills Austria's pint Austria demands Serbia buy it a whole new suit because of the new beer stains on its trouser leg Germany expresses its support for Austria's point of view Britain recommends that everyone calm down a bit Serbia points out that it can't afford a whole suit but offers to pay for the cleaning of Austria's trousers Russia and Serbia look at Austria Austria asks Serbia who it's looking at Russia suggests that Austria should leave its litle brother alone Austria inquires as to whose army will assist Russia in doing so Germany appeals to Britain that France has been looking at it and theat its sufficiently out of order that Britain not intervene Britain replies that France can look at who it wants to that Britain is looking at Germany too and what is Germany going to do about it? Germany tells Russia to stop looking at Austria or Germany will render Russia incapable of such action anymore Britain and France ask Germany whether it's looking at Belgium Turkey and Germany go off into a corner and whisper When they come back Turkey makes a show of not looking at anyone Germany rolls up its sleeves looks at France and punches Belgium France and Britain punch Germany Austria punches Russia Germany punches Britain and France with one hand and Russia with the other Russia throws a punch at Germany but misses and nearly falls over Japan calls over from the other side of the room that it's on Britain's side but stays there Italy surprises everyone by punching Austria Australia punches Turkey and gets punched back There are no hard feelings because Britain made Australia do it France gets thrown through a plate glass window but gets back up and carries on fighting Russia gets thrown through another one gets knocked out suffers brain damage and wakes up with a complete personality change Italy throws a punch at Austria and misses but Austria falls over anyway Italy raises both fists in the air and runs round the room chanting America waits till Germany is about to fall over from sustained punching from Britain and France then walks over and smashes it with a barstool then pretends it won the fight all by itself By now all the chairs are broken and the big mirror over the bar is shattered Britain France and America agree that Germany threw the first punch so the whole thing is Germany's fault While Germany is still unconscious they go through its pockets steal its wallet and buy drinks for all their friends epicjohndoe World War One Explained In A Few Sentences Meme

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