ifeelbetterer tumblr Follow hellotailor 1 Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center 2 He was as tall as a 6'3 tree 3 Her face was a perfect oval like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master 4 From the attic came an unearthly howl The whole scene had an eerie surreal quality like when you're on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 700 pm instead of 730 5 John and Mary had never met They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met 6 She had a deep throaty genuine laugh like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up 7 The ballerina rose gracefully en pointe and extended one slender leg behind her like a dog at a fire hydrant 8 He was as lame as a duck Not the metaphorical lame duck either but a real duck that was actually lame Maybe from stepping on a land mine or something 9 Her vocabulary was as bad as like whatever 10 She grew on him like she was a colony of E coli and he was room- temperature Canadian beef 11 The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife's infidelity came as a rude shock like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free ATM 12 The lamp just sat there like an inanimate object wollipyos Some of the worst analogies written by high school students I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT NUMBER 4 IS GREAT bewbin These are genius ninjagirlmai I lost it at number 10 farorescourage the worst analogies are the ones you use to write comedy pieces with They work like a charm if you do them right beingfacetious #you say 'worst analogies i say 'heirs of douglas adams Source papadevs 291019 notes These analogies are like poetry if the poet had been sleepless for five days subsisting only on Red Bull and raw coffee beans Meme

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