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salary
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check
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exchange
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name
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language
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ideas
project
project
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who
code
code
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ask
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got
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Kiss
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Information
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Help
Help
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Fuck
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Ihad to read this at work today and it's the funniest thing ever theblessedone TO ALL EMPLOYEES t has been brought to the management's attention that some individuals have been using foul language in the course of normal conversation between employees Due to complaints from some of the easily cffended workers this conduct will no longer be tolerated The management does however realise the importance of each person being able to properly express their feelings when communicating with their fellow employees Therefore the management has compiled the following code phrases so that the proper exchange of ideas and information can continue NEW PHRASE OLD PHRASE I'm not certain that's feasible Really Perhaps you should check with <name> Of course I'm concerned I wasn't involved in that project No fucking way You've got to be shitting me Tell someone who gives a fuck Ask me if I give a fuck it's not my fucking problem What the fuck? Fuck it it won't work Why the fuck didn't you tell me that s0oner? When the fuck do you expect me to do this? Who the fuck cares? Interesting behaviour I'm not sure I can implement this P'l try to schedule that Perhaps I can work late Are you sure it's a problem? He's not familiar with the problem You don't say Excuse me? Excuse me <sir or ma'am>? They weren't happy with it? He's got his head up his ass Eat shit Eat shit and die Eat shit and die motherfucker What the fuck do they want from my Efe? Kiss my ass Fuck it I'm on salary So you'd like my help with that? Meme

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