I'm a manager I am ringing up a woman I have sold things to before We are making small talk as I ring her up Note I'm a lesbian CUSTOMER I can't believe the president came out in support for gay marriage! ME I know kind of unbelievable! CUSTOMER That f** lover is going to burn in hell for that! ME *biting my tongue* Okay Ifinish ringing her up and hand the customer her bags CUSTOMER They should round up all the gays and put them down ME That would be bad for me seeing as I am a lesbian The woman turns pale and walks out without saying a word A few hours later I get a call from the manager of another one of our stores On the line I can hear the same customer I previously sold items to ranting MANAGER *also a woman* So this woman is here wanting to exchange a bunch of stuff from your store When I asked her what was wrong with the items she said you tainted them I have no idea what she is talking about Could you maybe clear this up for me? ME Well I bet it is because she found out I was gay MANAGER I see *starts talking in sultry voice* Well l'll see you tonight for our date You should put on that that black lace bra and panty set I got you for your birthday! I love you! hangs up* Iam very confused seeing as I have never dated that manager nor did she ever get me underwear and as far as I know she is not gay Fast forward a few days later to the manager weekly conference call apparently the customer left the other store after thinking the other manager was also gay That manager then called every other store in the area and told everyone about the customer Over the next few days the customer went to every store in a 20 mile radius trying to exchange the 'tainted goods' Everyone she talked to pretended to be gay when working with her and she left every time To my knowledge she never got her exchange Every store in a 20 mile radius pretended to be gay Meme

found ON 2019-10-03 07:35:36 BY ME.ME

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