Crush, School, and Http: imagine this: one day, you walk into school to
 find your crush leaning against your locker,
 staring at you. you think there's a mistake and
 just stand there, waiting for him to leave. he
 doesnt leave. you feel bold and ask him what's
 up. he smiles super big, takes your hand, and
 kisses it. you guys are already late to class, so
 you decide to just cut. he drives you to your
 favorite ice cream place, on the way describing
 his feelings for you. you guys get ice cream, he
 puts a bit on your nose. before wiping it off, he
 grabs a napkin and tells you to close your
 eyes. then he tells you to open your mouth,
 too. you do so. before you know what's going
 on, he shoves the napkin in your mouth, pulls
 out a randnm knifa and etahe