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Drunk, Memes, and News: in other news today my older sister was giving a kid a swimming lesson where she works since she's a lifeguard and she was like "we can pretend to be sharks" and the kid paused for a second then STRAIGHT UP PUNCHED HER IN THE FACE and she was like "WHY DID YOU DO THAT" and he said "you're supposed to punch sharks in the nose" and she said she couldn't even get mad at him because that was brilliant 12 Guys I'm a little bit drunk rn but I desperately need to piss but I'm afraid if it'll be extremely obvious that I'm more tipsy than I'm letting on if I stand up and try to walk and also I think my angel delight has is ready in the fridge and I want to stand up and get that too but I don't trust my knees to not buckle

Guys I'm a little bit drunk rn but I desperately need to piss but I'm afraid if it'll be extremely obvious that I'm more tipsy than I'm letting on if I stand up and try to walk and also I think my angel delight has is ready in the fridge and I want to stand up and get that too but I don't trust my knees to not buckle
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Drunk
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memes
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News
Angel
Angel
Buckle
Buckle
Sharks
Sharks
Today
Today
Brilliant
Brilliant
Mad
Mad
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Swimming
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Marching
Sharked
Sharked
Jaw Dropped
Jaw Dropped
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Gone Wrong
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Dive
it worked
it worked
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going off
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male
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sharking
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in other news today my older sister was giving a kid a swimming lesson where she works since she's a lifeguard and she was like we can pretend to be sharks and the kid paused for a second then STRAIGHT UP PUNCHED HER IN THE FACE and she was like WHY DID YOU DO THAT and he said you're supposed to punch sharks in the nose and she said she couldn't even get mad at him because that was brilliant 12 Guys I'm a little bit drunk rn but I desperately need to piss but I'm afraid if it'll be extremely obvious that I'm more tipsy than I'm letting on if I stand up and try to walk and also I think my angel delight has is ready in the fridge and I want to stand up and get that too but I don't trust my knees to not buckle Meme

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