Christmas
Christmas
Dad
Dad
Drinking
Drinking
Prank
Prank
Devil
Devil
Chocolate
Chocolate
Game
Game
Home
Home
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
Quite
Quite
Sprouts
Sprouts
Tree
Tree
Watch
Watch
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Iconic
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Dab
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how
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sat
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swift
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chopped
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box
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sprout
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tea
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horror
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triumph
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satisfaction
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crucial
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him
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raw
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one
tiny
tiny
touch
touch
play
play
symphony
symphony
wind
wind
may
may
day
day
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last night
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the devil
will
will
did
did
holiday
holiday
them
them
all
all
face
face
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yesterday
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thing
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post
tape
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notes
notes
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for
this
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done
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great
great
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kitchen
kitchen
eat
eat
likes
likes
morning
morning
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because
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treat
came
came
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seeing
all night
all night
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played
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tasty
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retribution
disgust
disgust
terrible
terrible
aunt
aunt
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usually
glue
glue
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audacious
recall
recall
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ingenious
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were
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afar
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spook
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 brown
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 no
gift
 gift
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 presents
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 gifts
night
 night
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 something
mouth
 mouth
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 know
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 yet
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 year
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 ike
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 bag
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 decided
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 all day
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 wind up
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 chuckling
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 it begins
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 it worked
from afar
 from afar
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 so yesterday
for christmas
 for christmas
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 opening presents
out
out
merry
merry
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sealed
playing
playing
emotions
emotions
bright
bright
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Inhales
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Opening
And
And
I Am
I Am
So There
So There
When
When
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Retired
Judy
Judy
I Will
I Will
That
That
Christmas Gift
Christmas Gift
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Bided
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But
Not
Not
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Last
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Spooked
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Most
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His
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Last Year
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Could
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Pastime
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Amongst
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In The Kitchen
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Long Game
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Worked
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A Bag Of
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A Single
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All Day Long
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An Excellent
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But I
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Christmas Morning
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Could Be
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Eat A
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Efforts
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For The
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His Face
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In The
My Aunt
My Aunt
My Dad
My Dad
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Opened
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Realisation
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Aunte
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Devile
Spooke
Spooke
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Cruciality
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Devilment
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Eyedness
Rawness
Rawness
Swiftness
Swiftness
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Threes
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10 Oct
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You Are
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Shortest Horror Stories
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Shortest Horror Story
Best Life Hack
Best Life Hack
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 in the world
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Best Life Hack
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Shortest Horror Stories
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Spooke
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Devile
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Christmas Morning
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All Day Long
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Long Game
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In The Kitchen
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Last Year
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His
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Original
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Spooked
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Last
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But
But
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Bided
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Christmas Gift
That
That
I Will
I Will
Judy
Judy
Retired
Retired
When
When
So There
So There
I Am
I Am
And
And
Opening
Opening
Inhales
Inhales
bright
bright
emotions
emotions
playing
playing
sealed
sealed
merry
merry
out
out
opening presents
 opening presents
for christmas
 for christmas
so yesterday
 so yesterday
from afar
 from afar
it worked
 it worked
it begins
 it begins
chuckling
 chuckling
wind up
 wind up
all day
 all day
decided
 decided
bag
 bag
ike
 ike
year
 year
yet
 yet
know
 know
mouth
 mouth
something
 something
night
 night
gifts
 gifts
presents
 presents
gift
 gift
no
 no
brown
 brown
further
further
there
there
spook
spook
afar
afar
were
were
ingenious
ingenious
recall
recall
audacious
audacious
glue
glue
usually
usually
aunt
aunt
terrible
terrible
disgust
disgust
retribution
retribution
tasty
tasty
played
played
all night
all night
seeing
seeing
came
came
treat
treat
because
because
then
then
morning
morning
likes
likes
eat
eat
kitchen
kitchen
this is
this is
great
great
i know
i know
done
done
this
this
for
for
still
still
notes
notes
tape
tape
post
post
you
you
elbow
elbow
thing
thing
yesterday
yesterday
they
they
ferrero rocher
ferrero rocher
ferrero
ferrero
face
face
all
all
them
them
holiday
holiday
did
did
will
will
the devil
the devil
last night
last night
day
day
may
may
wind
wind
symphony
symphony
play
play
touch
touch
tiny
tiny
one
one
raw
raw
him
him
crucial
crucial
satisfaction
satisfaction
the box
the box
triumph
triumph
horror
horror
rest
rest
tea
tea
sprout
sprout
box
box
chopped
chopped
swift
swift
sat
sat
how
how
Dab
Dab
Single
Single
Suffering
Suffering
Iconic
Iconic
Watch
Watch
Tree
Tree
Sprouts
Sprouts
Quite
Quite
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
Home
Home
Game
Game
Chocolate
Chocolate
Devil
Devil
Prank
Prank
Drinking
Drinking
Dad
Dad
Christmas
Christmas

Judy Brown I've done something ingenious to wind up my Dad which is basically my favourite holiday pastime It begins ike this Judy Brown Some of you out there may recall that in 2016 Iplayed an excellent Christmas prank on my long-suffering Dad It worked a treat Judy Brown @mcjude 7h Replying to @mcjude Last year I decided to play the long game & didn't tamper with the confectionary spooked by the year before he would not touch a single Ferrero Rocher which was great because he usually inhales them at 750mph so there were Ferreros aplenty for the rest of us I bided my Judy Brown @mcjude 7h And so yesterday home for Christmas and with the devil at my elbow I embarked on my most audacious sprout prank yet Judy Brown @mcjude-7h While he was out I dipped the sprouts in chocolate rolled them in chopped hazelnuts and did all I could to replicate the iconic Ferrerro Judy Brown @mcjude 7h l re-wrapped and this is crucial re- sealed the box with its original tape and a tiny dab of glue Then secreted it amongst a bag of tasty gifts from my Aunt and retired to watch from afar Judy Brown @mcjude 7h Last night he viewed them with suspiciorn when they came out the bag but I was out all day how could I have tampered with them? He abstained and they sat in the kitchen all night Judy Brown @mcjude 7h This bright Christmas morning we were gathered round the tree drinking tea and opening presents Dad eyed the box He quite likes a post-brekkie Ferrero He approached I hovered in the kitchen careful not to spook him Judy Brown @mcjude 7h And Lo! He opened He EXAMINED He unwrapped He examined FURTHER Fears allayed he popped the whole thing in his mouth His face played a symphony of emotions satisfaction triumph realisation horror disgust Judy Brown @mcjude 7h I am still chuckling I will all day longI know his retribution will be swift and terrible but no Christmas gift could be greater than this seeing my Dad despite his efforts to avoid it unwittingly eat a raw sprout Merry Christmas one and all 9193 t457 9644 72816 notes Playing the Long Game Meme

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