JUST IMAGINE If you had bought $100000 of Qantas shares one year ago you would have $4900 today! If you bought $100000 AIG shares one year ago you would have $3300 today! If you bought $100000 worth of Lehman Brothers shares one year ago you would have $o00 today! BUT if you purchased $100000 worth of beer one year ago drank all the beer then returned the aluminium cans for recycling YOU WOULD HAVE RECEIVED $21400 SO BASED ON THE ABOVE THE BEST CURRENT INVESTMENT PLAN IS TO DRINK HEAVILY AND RECYCLE! AND DID YOU KNOW A recent study found that the average Aussie walks 900 MILES A YEAR Another study found that Aussies drink on average 22 GALLONS OF ALCOHOL A YEAR THAT MEANS ON AVERAGE AUSSIES GET 41 MILES TO THE GALLON MAKES YOU PROUD TO BE AN AUSSIE DOESN'T IT? awesomesthesia Makes You Proud Doesn’t It? Meme

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