Blade
Blade
guns
guns
Life
Life
Samurai
Samurai
Superman
Superman
Zombies
Zombies
Chase
Chase
Cool
Cool
Haiku
Haiku
Hilton
Hilton
Slash
Slash
Sprint
Sprint
Stuff
Stuff
Sunset
Sunset
Time
Time
Tree
Tree
Zombie
Zombie
Awesome
Awesome
Japanese
Japanese
Mind
Mind
Never
Never
Sword
Sword
Neckbeard Things
Neckbeard Things
Fight
Fight
Single
Single
Chip
Chip
boys
boys
how
how
rust
rust
hero
hero
stroke
stroke
dig
dig
monsters
monsters
human
human
marathon
marathon
apocalypse
apocalypse
foot
foot
sharp
sharp
light
light
who
who
buried
buried
tin
tin
can
can
doors
doors
katana
katana
notch
notch
one
one
scrolls
scrolls
easy
easy
group
group
the chase
the chase
survival
survival
swords
swords
weapon
weapon
open
open
fighting
fighting
zombie apocalypse
zombie apocalypse
fast
fast
whisper
whisper
why
why
will
will
binoculars
binoculars
rip
rip
them
them
move
move
all
all
mankind
mankind
first
first
pillow
pillow
poverty
poverty
you
you
door
door
real
real
now
now
society
society
person
person
what
what
still
still
for
for
argument
argument
handle
handle
event
event
the horde
the horde
using
using
sheeple
sheeple
stop
stop
like
like
sure
sure
when you
when you
dead
dead
youre
youre
problem
problem
people
people
humans
humans
losing
losing
quick
quick
female
female
well
well
perfect
perfect
eyes
eyes
probably
probably
the end
the end
everything
everything
though
though
then
then
because
because
end
end
steal
steal
crowd
crowd
horde
horde
might
might
falling
falling
useless
useless
away
away
including
including
life size
life size
insult
insult
fantasize
fantasize
sucks
sucks
useful
useful
worried
worried
decapitation
decapitation
quick draw
quick draw
who says
who says
situations
situations
as well
as well
tin foil
tin foil
slept
slept
ridiculously
ridiculously
surviving
surviving
overly
overly
decent
decent
moat
moat
proper
proper
noble
noble
destroy
destroy
through
through
stricken
stricken
maintenance
 maintenance
wall
 wall
better
 better
need
 need
know
 know
left
 left
wrong
 wrong
else
 else
seconds
 seconds
your life
 your life
draw
 draw
dont
 dont
foil
 foil
burn
 burn
pose
 pose
skill
 skill
lever
 lever
pistols
 pistols
catgirl
 catgirl
starting
 starting
mindless
 mindless
never mind
 never mind
showing off
 showing off
won
won
Neckbeards
Neckbeards
Size
Size
Off
Off
Little
Little
Enjoy
Enjoy
And
And
When
When
Percent
Percent
The Zombie Apocalypse
The Zombie Apocalypse
Killing
Killing
Actually
Actually
That
That
Looks Like
Looks Like
But
But
Cut
Cut
Give
Give
The
The
From
From
The One
The One
Theyre
Theyre
Your
Your
Trying
Trying
Its
Its
Every
Every
When You Have
When You Have
Pose Dramatically
Pose Dramatically
Coolest
Coolest
Higher
Higher
Be Able
Be Able
Ends
Ends
Dead Tree
Dead Tree
It Sucks
It Sucks
One Time
One Time
Holding
Holding
Destroy All
Destroy All
And Still
And Still
Looks
Looks
After
After
After You
After You
Pair
Pair
Row
Row
At Least
At Least
Thats
Thats
With
With
Half
Half
In A
In A
Are
Are
Have
Have
Wooden
Wooden
If You
If You
Also
Also
Only
Only
About
About
Most
Most
Against
Against
Extremely
Extremely
Stop Showing Off
Stop Showing Off
Theres
Theres
Favourite
Favourite
Than
Than
Lone
Lone
Better Off
Better Off
Instincts
Instincts
Says
Says
Open Doors
Open Doors
Columns
Columns
Less
Less
Polished
Polished
Refer
Refer
Several
Several
Sort
Sort
The Zombie
The Zombie
About The
About The
Adventuring
Adventuring
Be Better
Be Better
Be Warned
Be Warned
Because Thats How
Because Thats How
Because Thats
Because Thats
Dont Need
Dont Need
Enjoy The
Enjoy The
Falling Slowly
Falling Slowly
Flakes
Flakes
For The
For The
If You Can
If You Can
If Youre
If Youre
In A Crowd
In A Crowd
In The
In The
Into
Into
Its Awesome
Its Awesome
Know That
Know That
Little Boys
Little Boys
Able
Able
Youd
Youd
Compared To
Compared To
Cut Through
Cut Through
Each
Each
Edged
Edged
Have To
Have To
Least
Least
Ones
Ones
Poverty Stricken
Poverty Stricken
Reactivate
Reactivate
Reduce
Reduce
Refer To
Refer To
Showing
Showing
Slowly
Slowly
Sort Of
Sort Of
Sung
Sung
Theyll
Theyll
To Be
To Be
You Can
You Can
You Have
You Have
Wont
Wont
Designed
Designed
Gently
Gently
Servants
Servants
Warned
Warned
Every Argument
Every Argument
Ruins
Ruins
Real Ones
Real Ones
Spinal
Spinal
At
At
Allowed
Allowed
Through The
Through The
Cuts
Cuts
End Of
End Of
Thatll
Thatll
A
A
It
It
Im
Im
Going
Going
After
After
Dressed Up
Dressed Up
Your
Your
The
The
But
But
That
That
And
And
Rejection
Rejection

Katana Why it's awesome A lone hero wields the noble samurai blade against mindless hordes though if you're the sort of person who says noble samurai blade you'd probably refer to them as sheeple Be warned that the zombie apocalypse will destroy all your wall scrolls Swords are cool because all guns are starting pistols for the Chase the human zombie marathon And katana are the coolest swords Light fast and ridiculously sharp the only problem is how the hordes won't give you time to pose dramatically and whisper haiku after each killing stroke But you'll know that they're dramatically falling slowly in half several seconds after you sprint into the sunset You're now a zombie because The only monsters less worried about cuts than zombies are zombie lumberjacks You might as slash it Sure there's decapitation but if you can cut through 50 spinal columns in a row then stop showing off Superman and enjoy the one time you're actually allowed to burn people with your eyes as well insult one The katana is single edged so it sucks in a crowd compared to proper swords It's designed for quick draw because that's how samurai won every argument up to and including most overly romanticized group of poverty-stricken servants who slept with little boys Quick draw is the one zombies With a decent pair of binoculars you have time to dig a moat against the buggers fighting skill you don't need against Katana are also higher maintenance and less useful in survival situations than a Hilton Real ones need to be polished powdered and gently sung to in perfect Japanese or they'll rust into flakes and are ridiculously easy to chip and notch In the extremely unlikely event of surviving your first zombie crowd you'll be left holding handle and a foot of what looks like crinkled tin-foil And a it's useless for everything else Adventuring through the ruins of mankind you'll need to be able to rip open doors and steal mankind's stuff Trying to lever open a wooden door with your katana ends with your sword losing a fight against dead tree never mind dead humans When you have to fantasize about the end of society for it to be useful and still be wrong you'd be better off using your life-size catgirl pillow reactivate the buried instincts of female zombies to move as a weapon At least that'll away from you and reduce the horde by 50 percent Neckbeards favourite weapon and an apocalypse Meme

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