Hair, Peanut Butter, and Cop: Katie Didn't
 @Pork_Chop_Hair
 Me: it's not illegal
 Cop, staring at my trunk filled with
 creamy peanut butter: It's just.
 SO. MUCH
 Me: but it's not illegal
 Cop: no, no it's not
 8:19 AM 26 Feb 19
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Not illegal!

Not illegal!