Alive, America, and Beautiful: Keaton Patti
 @KeatonPatti
 I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours
 of Trump rallies and then asked it to
 write a Trump rally of its own. Here is the
 first page
 TRUMP RALLY
 INT. BIG ARBY 'S IN SOUTH WYOMKLAHOMA
 PRESIDENT TRUMP forces himself on a podium
 PRESIDENT TRUMP
 I just had a phone call with the
 economy. Jobs poured out of the
 phone. Great jobs. Tall jobs. steve
 Jobs. All at Kinko's
 The crowd cheers. It is full of real Americans (man with hard
 hat, man with harder hat, gun that is alive)
 PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D)
 The United Snakes is doing so good.
 other countries are on fire. All
 the people on fire. Hot fire too.
 Not us. Our flag is so beautiful.
 President Trump salutes a flag that says: ARBY'S FOOD IS FINE
 TO EAT. The crowd howls. They love this flag of America.
 PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D)
 I signed a bill. No more swamp.
 Swamp gone. Swamp is in Mexico now.
 It's on fire. Great deal for us
 The crowd chants: FOUR MORE SWAMPS! FOUR MORE SWAMPS!
 PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT D)
 Foreign powers cheat us Canada
 steals our milk. China steals our
 milk. We only had one glass of milk
 left! Obama drank it. Not fair
 The crowd b s. They wanted that milk
 PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D)
 But like President Ronald Rogaine,
 I will bring back the milk!
 The crowd roars. They still want that milk
 PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D)
 A wall of milk. No criminals get
 through. Democrats want criminals
 to have the milk. No way. Milk
 comes from coal. We'll dig it up.
 All of the words are mispronounced. The crowd cheers. They
 hate pronunciations. They love milk. They start digging
ARBY’S FOOD IS FINE TO EAT via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2xfvrxE

ARBY’S FOOD IS FINE TO EAT via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2xfvrxE

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Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti I forced a bot to watch over 1000 hours of Trump rallies and then asked it to write a Trump rally of its own Here is the first page TRUMP RALLY INT BIG ARBY 'S IN SOUTH WYOMKLAHOMA PRESIDENT TRUMP forces himself on a podium PRESIDENT TRUMP I just had a phone call with the economy Jobs poured out of the phone Great jobs Tall jobs steve Jobs All at Kinko's The crowd cheers It is full of real Americans man with hard hat man with harder hat gun that is alive PRESIDENT TRUMP CONT'D The United Snakes is doing so good other countries are on fire All the people on fire Hot fire too Not us Our flag is so beautiful President Trump salutes a flag that says ARBY'S FOOD IS FINE TO EAT The crowd howls They love this flag of America PRESIDENT TRUMP CONT'D I signed a bill No more swamp Swamp gone Swamp is in Mexico now It's on fire Great deal for us The crowd chants FOUR MORE SWAMPS! FOUR MORE SWAMPS! PRESIDENT TRUMP CONT D Foreign powers cheat us Canada steals our milk China steals our milk We only had one glass of milk left! Obama drank it Not fair The crowd b s They wanted that milk PRESIDENT TRUMP CONT'D But like President Ronald Rogaine I will bring back the milk! The crowd roars They still want that milk PRESIDENT TRUMP CONT'D A wall of milk No criminals get through Democrats want criminals to have the milk No way Milk comes from coal We'll dig it up All of the words are mispronounced The crowd cheers They hate pronunciations They love milk They start digging ARBY’S FOOD IS FINE TO EAT via rmemes httpsifttt2xfvrxE Meme

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