I Forced a Bot to Watch Over 1000 Hours of Lawyer Commercials and Then Asked It to Write a Lawyer Commercial of Its Own Here Is the First Page LAWYER COMMERCIAL INT FIRM LAW ROOM a LAWYER Stands Next to a Shelf With Books the Books Are Very Wide They Have Eaten Too Many Words LAWYER Have You Been Hurt in an Accidental Car? Has the Government Sold Your Lungs Without Asking Nicely? Are You Mesothelioma? Answer Me! The Lawyer Opens a Briefcase It's Full of Lemons the Justice Fruit Only Lawyers May Touch LAWYER CONT’D if So You Can Act Entitled for Money I'll Help I Graduated From Lawn School and All My Teachers Were Bitten by Dogs Words Scroll Across Bottom of the Screen These Are Cases the Lawyer Takes UNFAIR STABBING ILLEGAL SHOES MUSIC TOO CANADIAN SUE THE RAIN DIVORCE YOUR TOILET FAKE SONS