Kevin 21 9 Miles Away Aye Wassup I'm Kevin I Like to Take Girls Out for a Massive Plate of Barbecue Ribs on the First Date I Judge Them According to How Many and How Aggressively They Consume Them Whoever Defeats Me in This Porcine Endeavor Shall Become My Warrior Bride My Boudicca I'll Set Nations Ablaze at Her Feet Just to Watch the Flames Dance in Her Eyes Our Love Will Be Beautiful in Its Violence as a Tempest Hits the Bering Strait and Should It Die It Dies as It Began With a Mound of Bones Between Us Copics-N-Ink Threshie Frostedpuffs an Orc Wrote This an Ore Who Knows How to Treat a Lady the Kind of Romance I Get Excited About