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shower
shower
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all day
 all day
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again
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yesterday
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woman
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will
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reading
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chilli
stomach
stomach
day
day
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Ants
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Strong
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Hilarious
Cold
Cold
Husband
Husband
Wednesday
Wednesday
Vagina
Vagina
Tree
Tree
Time
Time
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Hair
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Summer
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XXX
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shower
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Run
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God
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Bodies
Being alone
Being alone

KIC STA 10 Here's a salutary lesson for anyone who uses Original Source mint and tea tree shower gel for the first time It's pretty strong stuff How strong? THIS strong I Know I Need To Stop Talking Yesterday at 235am Um Original Source can we talk? I'd like to take you back to around 645am this morning when I stepped into my bath and found that my usual rather innocuous bottle of shower gel Waitrose essentials Rose had run out A tad irritating but fortuitously I had a solution close to hand A brand new unopened bottle of your very own Mint and Tea Tree Shower Gel My bodily cleanliness was assured once more I breathed a sigh of relief I took the Mint and Tea Tree Shower Gel and began to work it into a lather I applied it to first one leg then the other and shaved them diligently Yes feel free to be impressed at my commitment to body defoliation at 645am on a Wednesday morning I was too So far so good I washed my arms and shaved underneath them I washed my neck breasts stomach and back Thus far it had been a positively first class bathing experience And then AND THEN Oh Dear God MY VAGINA WAS ABLAZE MY FUCKING FLAPS!!!! For a moment I wasn't entirely sure what had happened Had I repeated the never to be forgotten error when I managed to apply hair removal cream which was strictly not for front bottoms to my front bottom? Had a stray spark inadvertently set light to my pubic thatch? BECAUSE IT FUCKING FELT LIKE IT Yes Original Source your innocuous looking green bottle of so called shower gel it turns out is an absolute fucking liability MY FLAPS WERE ON FUCKING FIRE I had a quick look at the ingredients list to see if it contained gasoline It did not There was a warning though 'KEEP AWAY FROM EYES Keep away from eyes? KEEP AWAY FROM EYES? Franky my eyes were the least of my problems right now I frantically scrubbed my flaps which by now felt as though they were being ceremoniously scrubbed by ants wearing ice skates laced with chilli sauce 7929 tingling leaves' claimed the front of the bottle Tingling? TINGLING? This wasn't tingling my minge It was starting a fucking bush fire down there Pun entirely intended You can thank me later Some twelve hours later my front bottom has finally calmed down though may well be suffering from as yet unconfirmed PTSD My eyes have eventually stopped watering And so in the interests of public safety I thought I would pen you this missive May I suggest a rebranding of the front of your bottles of Mint and Tea Tree Shower Gel? Something along the lines of the following 7927 tingling leaves which will accost your genitalia until it screams for mercy If nothing else it will certainly stand out on the shelf Anyways thanks for brightening up my morning And my front bottom which has never been so lively Kisses IKINTST xxx She's not the alone one to have had such an experience Mary E Sparrow We have a bottle of this and I made the same mistake! And then to add fuel to the fire shaved my delicate area! My husband and our son also made the mistake of applying it to their bobby danglers and let's just say their golden balls shot back up inside their bodies and didn't come out again for days!!! So we feel your pain and reading this I cried laughing partly in mirth and partly discomfort at the memory Wendy Tinsley I'm assuming its a similar sensation to when your dick of a Husband replaces the andrex bum wipes with flash lemon fresh wipes Was like my minnie has been dipped Fiona Neale I used this on my little boy when he was tiny didn't think about the effects As soon as I had scrubbed him clean he announced that his winky had pins and needles' He sat for an hour with a cold flannel on him and still likes to remind me of his trauma Of couse there must be someone like it Kirren Gumbo Summers I find it quite refreshing V especially if used to clean your ring it's like having a midget that's eaten extra strong mints blow on your rusty bullet hole all day- most welcome in the midst of summer Woman’s hilarious ‘flaps on fire’ rant goes viral after using Original Source mint shower gel Meme

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