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lorem64:
I’m so confused why he would think cookie dough would give him salmonella??? What parent told him this. There’s no chicken in there!
Two words: Raw eggs.


?? What kind of world do you live in where Raw eggs carry salmonella or are in anyway unsafe

Don’t ask me, ask them Americans. I’m an Asian just passing the word on

*deep breath* Though the risk is small, raw eggs can carry samonella.
MORE THREATENINGLY Raw wheat can carry E. Coli. However, if you don’t mind making your own cookie dough, you can easily make it safely.
Take your standard recipe. Omit the eggs. Eggs serve as a binding agent to hold the cookie together. Since we’re eating the dough raw, that’s not needed. Take the flour, put it in a pan and bake it at 350 for 7 minutes. Any E. Coli is now dead.
Just mix the rest of the ingredients together as the recipe is called for and BAM, perfectly safe edible cookie dough.


Thank u so fucking much for this wisdom

wait you’re telling my i can get E, Coli just FROM EATING FLOUR straight from the bag???


Why..why are you eating flour straight from the bag?

kingantlion: smallest-feeblest-boggart: ego-ann-16: phantoms-lair: ankaa-avarshina: lorem64: ankaa-avarshina: lorem64: I’m so confused why he would think cookie dough would give him salmonella??? What parent told him this. There’s no chicken in there! Two words: Raw eggs. ?? What kind of world do you live in where Raw eggs carry salmonella or are in anyway unsafe Don’t ask me, ask them Americans. I’m an Asian just passing the word on *deep breath* Though the risk is small, raw eggs can carry samonella. MORE THREATENINGLY Raw wheat can carry E. Coli. However, if you don’t mind making your own cookie dough, you can easily make it safely. Take your standard recipe. Omit the eggs. Eggs serve as a binding agent to hold the cookie together. Since we’re eating the dough raw, that’s not needed. Take the flour, put it in a pan and bake it at 350 for 7 minutes. Any E. Coli is now dead. Just mix the rest of the ingredients together as the recipe is called for and BAM, perfectly safe edible cookie dough. Thank u so fucking much for this wisdom wait you’re telling my i can get E, Coli just FROM EATING FLOUR straight from the bag??? Why..why are you eating flour straight from the bag?

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kingantlion smallest-feeblest-boggart ego-ann-16 phantoms-lair ankaa-avarshina lorem64 ankaa-avarshina lorem64 I’m so confused why he would think cookie dough would give him salmonella??? What parent told him this There’s no chicken in there! Two words Raw eggs ?? What kind of world do you live in where Raw eggs carry salmonella or are in anyway unsafe Don’t ask me ask them Americans I’m an Asian just passing the word on *deep breath* Though the risk is small raw eggs can carry samonella MORE THREATENINGLY Raw wheat can carry E Coli However if you don’t mind making your own cookie dough you can easily make it safely Take your standard recipe Omit the eggs Eggs serve as a binding agent to hold the cookie together Since we’re eating the dough raw that’s not needed Take the flour put it in a pan and bake it at 350 for 7 minutes Any E Coli is now dead Just mix the rest of the ingredients together as the recipe is called for and BAM perfectly safe edible cookie dough Thank u so fucking much for this wisdom wait you’re telling my i can get E Coli just FROM EATING FLOUR straight from the bag??? Whywhy are you eating flour straight from the bag? Meme

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