l own a musket for home defense since that's what the founding fathers intended Four ruffians break into my house What the devil? As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man He's dead on the spot Draw my pistol on the second man Misses him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbor's dog I have to resort to the cannon at the top of the stairs loaded with grapeshot Tally ho lads The grapeshot shreds two men in the blast The sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms rapscallion triangular bayonet wounds are difficult to stitch-up LastNineBreaker 5 days ago Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified He bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since Just as the founding fathers intended 131 ור E14 Meme

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