l Telstra 91% 411 pm Edit post Cancel Save MY FLIGHT WAS BEING SERVED BY AN OBVIOUSLY GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT WHO SEEMED TO PUT EVERYONE IN A GOOD MOOD AS HE SERVED US FOOD AND DRINKS AS THE PLANE PREPARED TO DESCEND HE CAME SWISHING DOWN THE AISLE AND TOLD US THAT CAPTAIN MARVEL HAS ASKED ME TO ANNOUNCE THAT HE'LL BE LANDING THE BIG SCARY PLANE SHORTLY SO LOVELY PEOPLE IF YOU COULD JUST PUT YOUR TRAYS UP THAT WOULD BE SUPER ON HIS TRIP BACK UP THE AISLE HE NOTICED THIS WELL-DRESSED AND RATHER ARABIC LOOKING WOMAN HADN'T MOVED A MUSCLE PERHAPS YOU DIDN'T HEAR ME OVER THOSE BIG BRUTE ENGINES BUT I ASKED YOU TO RAISE YOUR TRAZY-POO SO THE MAIN MAN CAN PITTY-PAT US ON THE GROUND SHE CALMLY TURNED HER HEAD AND SAID IN MY COUNTRY I AM CALLED A PRINCESS AND I TAKE ORDERS FROM NO ONE TO WHICH I SWEAR THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT REPLIED WITHOUT MISSING A BEAT WELL SWEET-CHEEKS IN MY COUNTRY I'M CALLED A QUEEN SO I OUTRANK YOU TRAY-UP BITCH OO You and 215 others 24 comments Haha Comment Add to your post I have no issue with the gay community but this this hurts Meme

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