AldenRants 36-50 @Grace.mcclint asked me to rant about the deep sea! *violently holds my breath like a passively retaliating 3-year-old* I CAN'T DEAL! WE KNOW NEXT TO NOTHING ABOUT THE DEEP SEA OTHER THAN THE HAUNTING FACT THAT ITS ECO SYSTEM INCLUDES CREATURES THAT WERE GRUESOMELY SHAT OUT FROM THE NIGHTMARES OF TIM BURTON ON ACID. JUST WHAT UNSPEAKABLE MONSTROSITIES ARE LURKING DOWN THERE? LOCH NESS?? KRAKEN!? SKYSCRAPER-SIZED EELS WITH CLUSTERS OF EYEBALLS AND BRISTLY TEETH THAT SHOOT OUT LIKE HARPOONS AND PULL YOU INTO THEIR GAPING DECAYING MAWS TO BE DIGESTED WHOLE AND RIPPED APART BY THREE DIFFERENT STOMACH CHAMBERS?!?!? THE PAIR OF GOGGLES I LOST IN FLORIDA TWO SUMMERS AGO!!!!!!????
found @ 4516 likes ON 2017-07-09 17:25:38 BY ME.ME