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ladypandacat abwatt thegreenwolf falsedetective falsedetective my grandparents have to lock their car doors when they go to sunday mass because people have been breaking in to unlocked cars and leaving entire piles of zucchini i feel like i should've added more context when i posted this my grandparents live in a rural area where farmers and casual gardeners alike are at this point in the year suddenly being hit with unexpectedly abundant zucchini crops there aren't just some random vandals leaving zucchinis in people's cars for the hell of it this is the work of some very exasperated probably very elderly folks who have more zucchini than they know what to do with Yep You can also expect to find a bag of zucchini on your porch My grandfather once found his neighbor stealing his tomatoes out of his garden at three in the morning Red-handed with a basket of the nearly-ripened ones He thought he was going to find gophers or something but no here's Henry taking his tomatoes The best ones There was a long pause between thenm My grandfather allegedly said Henry it's OK You can take some tomatoes if you want them Henry sighed in relief But my grandfather said you have to take two zucchini for every tomato There was another long silence That's a harsh bargain John said Henry But I accept I'll tell Joe up the street too My grandfather said Tell Joe he needs to take three a friend of my dad's came by in the middle of the night he seemed very nervous when my dad answered the door he wouldn't come inside but he leaned in and whispered to my dad in spanish i have some fresh grapes for you and then this happened GAME SOPRY the melon was a special bonus The zucchini bandidtos Meme

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