Larry gets home late one night and his wife Linda says Where in the hell have you been? He replies I was out getting a tattoo A tattoo? she frowned What kind of tattoo did you get? I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates he said proudly What the hell were you thinking? she said shaking her head in disdain Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates? Well for one I like to watch my money grow and two once in a while I like to play with my money three I like how money feels in my hand and lastly instead of you going out shopping you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want PsiweomThe htemet Savengers <p>Funny adult memes Adults only humor PMSLweb <p> Meme

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