Ass, Bad, and Barber: @lazyboy
 bout to pop these and call it a night 3
Here's a story from @t.e.r.o.m.e that no one saw - My hair was a mess. You could put your hand in that mf and it'll never come back type shit. So I hit up the barbershop in that bad neighbor cause that's where they got the freshest cuts. But turns out my barber was convicted of sex trafficking in the middle east. So now I had to find the right person to perform an exorcism on my head. The only barber near me was a GreatClips. Man why does every white barbershop start with an adjective and something involving cuts. SuperCuts. RadicalClips SuperbTrims Anyway it was my only option cause my head was in Last Stand. I pull up to the shop and open the door. All the white people turned their heads toward the door and frowned. "Howdy!" "Uh, hi?" "What can I do for ya?" "This is a barbershop right?" "Yessir." "THEN I NEED A FUCKING HAIRCUT YOU PASTY ASS NIGGA." "Will do sir. Have a seat." I plop down in the chair and stare straight ahead, avoiding the stares of other people. "How would you like it sir?" "Man I don't care whatchu do to it just cut it off." "You got it!" Just before I closed my eyes something hit the back of my head. "OW WHAT THE FUCK?!" I turn around and see my barber throwing the clippers at me from a distance. "NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?" "Im cutting your hair sir?" At this point I could care less. I sat there and ate them hits to my head for 10 minutes straight. When he was done I had a massive migraine and a sore scalp. I look at the barber and he's smiling. "How does it look?" he hands me the mirror and oh my God. No. Hell no. Nuh uh. Ain't no way. How tf- "What's wrong?" "BOOYYYY IF YOU DONT FIX MY SHIT IM WHOOPING EVERYBODY ASS." "Sir I'm confused what's wrong?" "WHAT'S WRONG? NIGGA I HAVE A BOWL CUT. A FUCKING BOWL CUT. DOES IT LOOK LIKE I SHOOT UP SCHOOLS? HUH?" "I'm sorry sir what would you like me to do?" Nah it's too late. I calmly get out of my chair, walk out the front door, and open the trunk. "Sir you have to pay for that haircut." Oh im gonna pay. I reached into the trunk and pulled out Ol' Reliable.

Here's a story from @t.e.r.o.m.e that no one saw - My hair was a mess. You could put your hand in that mf and it'll never come back type shit. So I hit up the barbershop in that bad neighbor cause that's where they got the freshest cuts. But turns out my barber was convicted of sex trafficking in the middle east. So now I had to find the right person to perform an exorcism on my head. The only barber near me was a GreatClips. Man why does every white barbershop start with an adjective and something involving cuts. SuperCuts. RadicalClips SuperbTrims Anyway it was my only option cause my head was in Last Stand. I pull up to the shop and open the door. All the white people turned their heads toward the door and frowned. "Howdy!" "Uh, hi?" "What can I do for ya?" "This is a barbershop right?" "Yessir." "THEN I NEED A FUCKING HAIRCUT YOU PASTY ASS NIGGA." "Will do sir. Have a seat." I plop down in the chair and stare straight ahead, avoiding the stares of other people. "How would you like it sir?" "Man I don't care whatchu do to it just cut it off." "You got it!" Just before I closed my eyes something hit the back of my head. "OW WHAT THE FUCK?!" I turn around and see my barber throwing the clippers at me from a distance. "NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?" "Im cutting your hair sir?" At this point I could care less. I sat there and ate them hits to my head for 10 minutes straight. When he was done I had a massive migraine and a sore scalp. I look at the barber and he's smiling. "How does it look?" he hands me the mirror and oh my God. No. Hell no. Nuh uh. Ain't no way. How tf- "What's wrong?" "BOOYYYY IF YOU DONT FIX MY SHIT IM WHOOPING EVERYBODY ASS." "Sir I'm confused what's wrong?" "WHAT'S WRONG? NIGGA I HAVE A BOWL CUT. A FUCKING BOWL CUT. DOES IT LOOK LIKE I SHOOT UP SCHOOLS? HUH?" "I'm sorry sir what would you like me to do?" Nah it's too late. I calmly get out of my chair, walk out the front door, and open the trunk. "Sir you have to pay for that haircut." Oh im gonna pay. I reached into the trunk and pulled out Ol' Reliable.

ass
ass
Bad
Bad
Barber
Barber
Barbershop
Barbershop
confused
confused
Fucking
Fucking
God
God
Haircut
Haircut
head
head
huh
huh
memes
memes
oh my god
oh my god
pop
pop
Saw
Saw
Sex
Sex
shit
shit
Sorry
Sorry
White People
White People
Clippers
Clippers
Fuck
Fuck
Hair
Hair
Migraine
Migraine
Mirror
Mirror
The Middle
The Middle
White
White
Chair
Chair
Convicted
Convicted
Hell
Hell
Never
Never
The Barbershop
The Barbershop
All The
All The
Back
Back
bowl cut
bowl cut
bowl
bowl
πŸ€–
πŸ€–
how
how
got
got
sat
sat
middle east
middle east
shop
shop
can
can
last stand
last stand
one
one
down
down
man
man
open
open
why
why
exorcism
exorcism
will
will
them
them
all
all
they
they
seat
seat
you
you
sir
sir
the mirror
the mirror
call
call
door
door
story
story
now
now
person
person
what
what
mess
mess
for
for
sex trafficking
sex trafficking
whats
whats
east
east
option
option
stand
stand
massive
massive
nah
nah
turn around
turn around
the middle east
the middle east
straight
straight
trunk
trunk
look
look
reliable
reliable
of sex
of sex
this
this
the barber
the barber
get
get
im sorry
im sorry
nigga
nigga
done
done
come back
come back
like
like
right
right
my god
my god
this is
this is
people
people
find
find
the fuck are you doing
the fuck are you doing
supercuts
supercuts
eyes
eyes
turn
turn
howdy
howdy
hand
hand
just
just
then
then
hit
hit
cutting
cutting
are you
are you
bout
bout
pull up
pull up
oh my
oh my
what the
what the
smiling
smiling
hes
hes
like me
like me
i do
i do
no way
no way
got it
got it
gonna
gonna
get out
get out
my eyes
my eyes
plop
plop
hell no
hell no
the fuck
the fuck
too late
too late
are you doing
are you doing
heads
heads
stares
stares
will do
will do
throwing
throwing
adjective
adjective
stare
stare
their
their
aint
aint
i dont care
i dont care
there
there
too
too
walk
 walk
no
 no
have a seat
 have a seat
care
 care
night
 night
something
 something
see
 see
hands
 hands
way
 way
minutes
 minutes
need
 need
come
 come
wrong
 wrong
anyway
 anyway
around
 around
dont
 dont
late
 late
sore
 sore
shoot
 shoot
neighbor
 neighbor
don't care
 don't care
what the fuck
 what the fuck
straight ahead
 straight ahead
never come back
 never come back
at-this-point
at-this-point
out
out
type
type
point
point
you-got-it
you-got-it
Nuh Uh
Nuh Uh
Whatchu
Whatchu
Ass Nigga
Ass Nigga
Nigga What
Nigga What
Pulled Out
Pulled Out
Im Confused
Im Confused
Would You Like It
Would You Like It
How Would You Like It
How Would You Like It
What The Fuck Are You Doing
What The Fuck Are You Doing
Calmly
Calmly
Off
Off
Pasty Ass
Pasty Ass
And
And
Other
Other
Walk Out
Walk Out
Its Too Late
Its Too Late
When
When
You Like It
You Like It
That
That
Closed
Closed
Whats Wrong
Whats Wrong
I Had To
I Had To
But
But
Cut
Cut
Last
Last
Where
Where
God No
God No
Cut It
Cut It
When He
When He
The Door
The Door
You Like Me
You Like Me
Bad Neighbor
Bad Neighbor
Open The Door
Open The Door
What Can I Do
What Can I Do
Freshest
Freshest
The
The
I Need
I Need
I Have A
I Have A
From
From
This Is A
This Is A
I Could Care Less
I Could Care Less
Your
Your
I Have
I Have
Its
Its
Would You
Would You
Every
Every
My Shit
My Shit
Im Sorry Sir
Im Sorry Sir
Ol Reliable
Ol Reliable
Front
Front
Pasty
Pasty
Ate
Ate
Pulled
Pulled
Pull
Pull
I Had
I Had
These
These
Perform
Perform
Yessir
Yessir
Start
Start
Hits
Hits
Turned
Turned
Had To
Had To
Distance
Distance
I Dont
I Dont
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Thats
Was
Was
With
With
Cause
Cause
Fix
Fix
Middle
Middle
Are
Are
Have
Have
If You
If You
Had
Had
Of My
Of My
Put
Put
Frowned
Frowned
Pay
Pay
Only
Only
Does
Does
Before
Before
Right Person
Right Person
Doing
Doing
Ahead
Ahead
Trafficking
Trafficking
No One
No One
Avoiding
Avoiding
Everybody
Everybody
Could
Could
It Was
It Was
Less
Less
T E
T E
10 Minutes
10 Minutes
A Fucking
A Fucking
A Mess
A Mess
At Me
At Me
Before I
Before I
Call It A Night
Call It A Night
Can I
Can I
Care Less
Care Less
Could Care Less
Could Care Less
Cut It Off
Cut It Off
Does It
Does It
Have A
Have A
Heres A
Heres A
Heres
Heres
Hit The
Hit The
How Tf
How Tf
I Need A
I Need A
Im Gonna
Im Gonna
If You Dont
If You Dont
In The
In The
Into
Into
Is A
Is A
Look Like
Look Like
Me To
Me To
My Chair
My Chair
No Hell No
No Hell No
Nuh
Nuh
Oh My God No
Oh My God No
Other People
Other People
Out Of
Out Of
Pay For
Pay For
Some
Some
Had To
Had To
Plus
Plus
Your
Your
From
From
The
The
Give
Give
Dont Worry
Dont Worry
You Are
You Are
Wrong Person
Wrong Person
Wrong Person
Wrong Person
You Are
You Are
Dont Worry
Dont Worry
Give
Give
The
The
From
From
Your
Your
Plus
Plus
Had To
Had To
Some
Some
Pay For
Pay For
Out Of
Out Of
Other People
Other People
Oh My God No
Oh My God No
Nuh
Nuh
No Hell No
No Hell No
My Chair
My Chair
Me To
Me To
Look Like
Look Like
Is A
Is A
Into
Into
In The
In The
If You Dont
If You Dont
Im Gonna
Im Gonna
I Need A
I Need A
How Tf
How Tf
Hit The
Hit The
Heres
Heres
Heres A
Heres A
Have A
Have A
Does It
Does It
Cut It Off
Cut It Off
Could Care Less
Could Care Less
Care Less
Care Less
Can I
Can I
Call It A Night
Call It A Night
Before I
Before I
At Me
At Me
A Mess
A Mess
A Fucking
A Fucking
10 Minutes
10 Minutes
T E
T E
Less
Less
It Was
It Was
Could
Could
Everybody
Everybody
Avoiding
Avoiding
No One
No One
Trafficking
Trafficking
Ahead
Ahead
Doing
Doing
Right Person
Right Person
Before
Before
Does
Does
Only
Only
Pay
Pay
Frowned
Frowned
Put
Put
Of My
Of My
Had
Had
If You
If You
Have
Have
Are
Are
Middle
Middle
Fix
Fix
Cause
Cause
With
With
Was
Was
Thats
Thats
I Dont
I Dont
Distance
Distance
Had To
Had To
Turned
Turned
Hits
Hits
Start
Start
Yessir
Yessir
Perform
Perform
These
These
I Had
I Had
Pull
Pull
Pulled
Pulled
Ate
Ate
Pasty
Pasty
Front
Front
Ol Reliable
Ol Reliable
Im Sorry Sir
Im Sorry Sir
My Shit
My Shit
Every
Every
Would You
Would You
Its
Its
I Have
I Have
Your
Your
I Could Care Less
I Could Care Less
This Is A
This Is A
From
From
I Have A
I Have A
I Need
I Need
The
The
Freshest
Freshest
What Can I Do
What Can I Do
Open The Door
Open The Door
Bad Neighbor
Bad Neighbor
You Like Me
You Like Me
The Door
The Door
When He
When He
Cut It
Cut It
God No
God No
Where
Where
Last
Last
Cut
Cut
But
But
I Had To
I Had To
Whats Wrong
Whats Wrong
Closed
Closed
That
That
You Like It
You Like It
When
When
Its Too Late
Its Too Late
Walk Out
Walk Out
Other
Other
And
And
Pasty Ass
Pasty Ass
Off
Off
Calmly
Calmly
What The Fuck Are You Doing
What The Fuck Are You Doing
How Would You Like It
How Would You Like It
Would You Like It
Would You Like It
Im Confused
Im Confused
Pulled Out
Pulled Out
Nigga What
Nigga What
Ass Nigga
Ass Nigga
Whatchu
Whatchu
Nuh Uh
Nuh Uh
you-got-it
you-got-it
point
point
type
type
out
out
at-this-point
at-this-point
never come back
 never come back
straight ahead
 straight ahead
what the fuck
 what the fuck
don't care
 don't care
neighbor
 neighbor
shoot
 shoot
sore
 sore
late
 late
dont
 dont
around
 around
anyway
 anyway
wrong
 wrong
come
 come
need
 need
minutes
 minutes
way
 way
hands
 hands
see
 see
something
 something
night
 night
care
 care
have a seat
 have a seat
no
 no
walk
 walk
too
too
there
there
i dont care
i dont care
aint
aint
their
their
stare
stare
adjective
adjective
throwing
throwing
will do
will do
stares
stares
heads
heads
are you doing
are you doing
too late
too late
the fuck
the fuck
hell no
hell no
plop
plop
my eyes
my eyes
get out
get out
gonna
gonna
got it
got it
no way
no way
i do
i do
like me
like me
hes
hes
smiling
smiling
what the
what the
oh my
oh my
pull up
pull up
bout
bout
are you
are you
cutting
cutting
hit
hit
then
then
just
just
hand
hand
howdy
howdy
turn
turn
eyes
eyes
supercuts
supercuts
the fuck are you doing
the fuck are you doing
find
find
people
people
this is
this is
my god
my god
right
right
like
like
come back
come back
done
done
nigga
nigga
im sorry
im sorry
get
get
the barber
the barber
this
this
of sex
of sex
reliable
reliable
look
look
trunk
trunk
straight
straight
the middle east
the middle east
turn around
turn around
nah
nah
massive
massive
stand
stand
option
option
east
east
whats
whats
sex trafficking
sex trafficking
for
for
mess
mess
what
what
person
person
now
now
story
story
door
door
call
call
the mirror
the mirror
sir
sir
you
you
seat
seat
they
they
all
all
them
them
will
will
exorcism
exorcism
why
why
open
open
man
man
down
down
one
one
last stand
last stand
can
can
shop
shop
middle east
middle east
sat
sat
got
got
how
how
πŸ€–
πŸ€–
bowl
bowl
bowl cut
bowl cut
Back
Back
All The
All The
The Barbershop
The Barbershop
Never
Never
Hell
Hell
Convicted
Convicted
Chair
Chair
White
White
The Middle
The Middle
Mirror
Mirror
Migraine
Migraine
Hair
Hair
Fuck
Fuck
Clippers
Clippers
White People
White People
Sorry
Sorry
shit
shit
Sex
Sex
Saw
Saw
pop
pop
oh my god
oh my god
memes
memes
huh
huh
head
head
Haircut
Haircut
God
God
Fucking
Fucking
confused
confused
Barbershop
Barbershop
Barber
Barber
Bad
Bad
ass
ass

@lazyboy bout to pop these and call it a night 3 Here's a story from @terome that no one saw - My hair was a mess You could put your hand in that mf and it'll never come back type shit So I hit up the barbershop in that bad neighbor cause that's where they got the freshest cuts But turns out my barber was convicted of sex trafficking in the middle east So now I had to find the right person to perform an exorcism on my head The only barber near me was a GreatClips Man why does every white barbershop start with an adjective and something involving cuts SuperCuts RadicalClips SuperbTrims Anyway it was my only option cause my head was in Last Stand I pull up to the shop and open the door All the white people turned their heads toward the door and frowned Howdy! Uh hi? What can I do for ya? This is a barbershop right? Yessir THEN I NEED A FUCKING HAIRCUT YOU PASTY ASS NIGGA Will do sir Have a seat I plop down in the chair and stare straight ahead avoiding the stares of other people How would you like it sir? Man I don't care whatchu do to it just cut it off You got it! Just before I closed my eyes something hit the back of my head OW WHAT THE FUCK?! I turn around and see my barber throwing the clippers at me from a distance NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? Im cutting your hair sir? At this point I could care less I sat there and ate them hits to my head for 10 minutes straight When he was done I had a massive migraine and a sore scalp I look at the barber and he's smiling How does it look? he hands me the mirror and oh my God No Hell no Nuh uh Ain't no way How tf- What's wrong? BOOYYYY IF YOU DONT FIX MY SHIT IM WHOOPING EVERYBODY ASS Sir I'm confused what's wrong? WHAT'S WRONG? NIGGA I HAVE A BOWL CUT A FUCKING BOWL CUT DOES IT LOOK LIKE I SHOOT UP SCHOOLS? HUH? I'm sorry sir what would you like me to do? Nah it's too late I calmly get out of my chair walk out the front door and open the trunk Sir you have to pay for that haircut Oh im gonna pay I reached into the trunk and pulled out Ol' Reliable Meme

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