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ass
College
College
confused
confused
Food
Food
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Fucking
God
God
Hungry
Hungry
Party
Party
Scream
Scream
tumblr
tumblr
weird
weird
Queen
Queen
Work
Work
Fuck
Fuck
Game
Game
Home
Home
Naive
Naive
Phoenix
Phoenix
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The Real
What Is
What Is
Diet
Diet
Babylon
Babylon
Fat
Fat
Living
Living
Mind
Mind
Never
Never
Pity
Pity
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Thought
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Been
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how
got
got
another
another
her
her
cat
cat
working
working
harp
harp
class
class
him
him
one
one
sin
sin
down
down
fly
fly
intelligence
intelligence
whore
whore
adult
adult
fast
fast
day
day
why
why
she
she
own
own
all
all
thing
thing
you
you
call
call
real
real
system
system
now
now
what
what
still
still
for
for
scam
scam
whats
whats
bags
bags
nose
nose
lid
lid
read
read
more
more
this
this
get
get
really
really
couple
couple
like
like
right
right
frustrated
frustrated
get down
get down
do you
do you
full
full
well
well
eyes
eyes
morning
morning
leaves
leaves
just
just
then
then
bin
bin
because
because
spoiled
spoiled
pity party
pity party
awhile
awhile
and then
and then
eating
eating
loosing
loosing
i want to
i want to
putting
putting
sitting
sitting
shut
shut
i thought
i thought
the fuck
the fuck
so weird
so weird
the morning
the morning
figure out
figure out
cat sitting
cat sitting
shes
shes
bye
bye
explain
explain
matter
matter
climax
climax
usually
usually
yall
yall
disappeared
disappeared
whore of babylon
whore of babylon
you know what
you know what
through
through
no
 no
pissed
 pissed
called
 called
see
 see
week
 week
come
 come
ready
 ready
know
 know
want
 want
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 wrong
two
 two
vet
 vet
gets
 gets
fuck up
 fuck up
bye bye
 bye bye
noticing
 noticing
give her
 give her
food game
 food game
getting fat
 getting fat
the phoenix
 the phoenix
out
out
over
over
kicker
kicker
playing
playing
come-home
come-home
So Confused
So Confused
Fucking Food
Fucking Food
When I Get Home
When I Get Home
Come Downstairs
Come Downstairs
I Want To Scream
I Want To Scream
I See
I See
And
And
Other
Other
You Know
You Know
Posts
Posts
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When
For Her
For Her
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Im In
Actually
Actually
Weight
Weight
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What Kind Of
That
That
I Want
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Honest
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But
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Not
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Stats
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In Class
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When She
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Give
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From
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Why I Never
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Kind
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Weeks
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Kind Of
Amount
Amount
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While
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Twice
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Didnt
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Start
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After
Feed
Feed
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Know What
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No Matter What
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Was
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With
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Cause
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Let
Have
Have
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Figure
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Do You Know
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Has
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The Whore Of Babylon
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To Scream
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My Own
Educated
Educated
Remembered
Remembered
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Getting
Started
Started
Could
Could
My Cat
My Cat
Switched
Switched
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What Kind
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A Fucking
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And Im Just Like
And Now
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Do U
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Feed Her
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Fucking Cat
Get Home
Get Home
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Getting Fatter
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Got One
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Heres
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I Come Home
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I Get Down
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Like A
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Me To
More Food
More Food
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My Fucking Nose
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Was
Pick
Pick
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A Date
When She Said
When She Said
Questionable
Questionable
You Joke
You Joke
When You Jokes
When You Jokes
Wishes
Wishes
Is Is
Is Is
I Wish
I Wish

let-the-phoenix-fly malfkoys my cat has been fucking playing me for weeks playing me like a fucking harp I feed my cat twice a day with prescribed diet food because she's really fat and doesn't know when she's full so she never stops eating usually when I come home from class she is all over me like the whore of babylon all over me putting on a pity party and trying to get me to sin and give her more food but no matter what I only feed her the amount of food for her prescribed diet but after awhile i started noticing that she wasn't loosing weight at all and was actually just getting fatter so I called the vet pissed and i'm just like the fuck she's still getting fat so I switched her to another diet food and that still didn't work and I was so confused and frustrated like what is wrong with this cat? so a couple weeks go by and I start noticing that I go through bags of food really fast like a week fast and I remembered how I thought that was so weird like l God honest could not figure out why the food disappeared so fast my former naive and innocernt mind well y'all ready here's the fucking climax-the other day my class was canceled and I come downstairs at like noonish and do you know what I see when I get down? I see my fucking cat sitting in the food bin with my own two eyes I see her sitting in the fucking food bin my spoiled ass cat has been eating like a fucking queen and living it the fuck up while I'm in class and then pretends like she's hungry when i get home and you know what's the real kicker? when she leaves the lid gets knocked shut which is why i never caught onto her scam she's fucking been working the system and playing the food game right under my fucking nose like i want to scream and now I have to call the vet and the morning and explain to him how a well educated adult in college got one-upped in intelligence by my fucking cat Read the whole thing what kind of posts do u want cause my stats been like bye bye Meme

found @ 12888 likes ON 2018-08-21 02:32:10 BY ME.ME

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