Being Alone, Batman, and Books: LIBRARIAN HUMOR
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Your honor! Please direct your attention towards the manga.As you can see there are small pieces of paper sticking out of every volume.But no such paper is sticking out of the Batman comic.The reason? The Batman book doesn’t belong to the library. The photographer put it there to take a picture.

Once again making hasty assumptions, Wright?First of all, I’d like to direct the court’s attention to this particular spot, in the top right-hand corner.Notice how the words are blocking the top of the Batman book.With this in mind, how can you claim that there is “no such paper sticking out of the Batman comic”?!

Say whaaaat?Well uhmLook at the size of the paper pieces, they’re all sticking pretty far out.If there was paper in the batman comic, it would be big enough to stick up over the text.And while gravity does exist, it probably won’t make the paper do a 90 degree turn and just lean horisontally left at the middle.Still grasping for straws, Wright?Hypothetically, if there were a paper there, this picture would not be able to prove its presence. I’ve taken the liberty of drawing a diagram to illustrate my point. We are faced with three possibilities. It is possible that (1) the paper was simply tucked in deeper than the others.Paper is a soft material, Wright. It’s not unreasonable for it to do a (2) 90 degree turn. Or perhaps, (3) a paper does not exist there at all. Either way, you cannot prove your client innocent without sufficient evidence.  

Which, of course, is impossible thanks to the obtrusive words.



I’m sorry Edgeworth.I concede that I can’t disprove theory 1But the image you submited for theory 2 is contradictory.Look at the tilt of the other papers. They clearly prove how much the paper would tilt.And theory 3 is my point! Why would the library’s book not have this piece of paper when the other library books do?While you still have thory 1, there is another contradiction.The books are not in alphabetical order, this proves that the batman comic was placed there specifically for the picture!

Ack.(Perhaps I should’ve left the artistry to the forensic artist…)Now hold it right there! It doesn’t matter which direction the paper is going because it’s impossible to prove it even exists!Those theories are all the same! We do not have enough information to prove them. There could be an infinite amount of papers in there for all we know. I simply presented them only so that the court could better understand your baseless conjecture!… I suppose the order of the books do seem out of the ordinary. However, therein lies not just one possibility. Clearly, those are Japanese graphic novels, also known as “manga”. And the Batman comic book is a graphic novel, too, no?Seeing as it currently has only graphic novels in the shelf, it is possible that any other novels have simply not yet been restocked. Asserting whether or not this effect was deliberate is useless– there is no way of knowing if the photographer and the captioner are the same person, let alone their involvement in this picture.Face it Wright, you can’t prove any of these groundless accusations!

Did everyone just ignore the library sticker?

dracophile: randomthingieshere: pheenixwright: invenblocker: pheenixwright: invenblocker: pheenixwright: invenblocker: forthefuns: follow forthefuns for more funny stuff Your honor! Please direct your attention towards the manga.As you can see there are small pieces of paper sticking out of every volume.But no such paper is sticking out of the Batman comic.The reason? The Batman book doesn’t belong to the library. The photographer put it there to take a picture. Once again making hasty assumptions, Wright?First of all, I’d like to direct the court’s attention to this particular spot, in the top right-hand corner.Notice how the words are blocking the top of the Batman book.With this in mind, how can you claim that there is “no such paper sticking out of the Batman comic”?! Say whaaaat?Well uhmLook at the size of the paper pieces, they’re all sticking pretty far out.If there was paper in the batman comic, it would be big enough to stick up over the text.And while gravity does exist, it probably won’t make the paper do a 90 degree turn and just lean horisontally left at the middle.Still grasping for straws, Wright?Hypothetically, if there were a paper there, this picture would not be able to prove its presence. I’ve taken the liberty of drawing a diagram to illustrate my point. We are faced with three possibilities. It is possible that (1) the paper was simply tucked in deeper than the others.Paper is a soft material, Wright. It’s not unreasonable for it to do a (2) 90 degree turn. Or perhaps, (3) a paper does not exist there at all. Either way, you cannot prove your client innocent without sufficient evidence.   Which, of course, is impossible thanks to the obtrusive words. I’m sorry Edgeworth.I concede that I can’t disprove theory 1But the image you submited for theory 2 is contradictory.Look at the tilt of the other papers. They clearly prove how much the paper would tilt.And theory 3 is my point! Why would the library’s book not have this piece of paper when the other library books do?While you still have thory 1, there is another contradiction.The books are not in alphabetical order, this proves that the batman comic was placed there specifically for the picture! Ack.(Perhaps I should’ve left the artistry to the forensic artist…)Now hold it right there! It doesn’t matter which direction the paper is going because it’s impossible to prove it even exists!Those theories are all the same! We do not have enough information to prove them. There could be an infinite amount of papers in there for all we know. I simply presented them only so that the court could better understand your baseless conjecture!… I suppose the order of the books do seem out of the ordinary. However, therein lies not just one possibility. Clearly, those are Japanese graphic novels, also known as “manga”. And the Batman comic book is a graphic novel, too, no?Seeing as it currently has only graphic novels in the shelf, it is possible that any other novels have simply not yet been restocked. Asserting whether or not this effect was deliberate is useless– there is no way of knowing if the photographer and the captioner are the same person, let alone their involvement in this picture.Face it Wright, you can’t prove any of these groundless accusations! Did everyone just ignore the library sticker?

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LIBRARIAN HUMOR ISEE WHAT YOU DID THERE 0 dracophile randomthingieshere pheenixwright invenblocker pheenixwright invenblocker pheenixwright invenblocker forthefuns follow forthefuns for more funny stuff Your honor! Please direct your attention towards the mangaAs you can see there are small pieces of paper sticking out of every volumeBut no such paper is sticking out of the Batman comicThe reason? The Batman book doesn’t belong to the library The photographer put it there to take a picture Once again making hasty assumptions Wright?First of all I’d like to direct the court’s attention to this particular spot in the top right-hand cornerNotice how the words are blocking the top of the Batman bookWith this in mind how can you claim that there is “no such paper sticking out of the Batman comic”?! Say whaaaat?Well uhmLook at the size of the paper pieces they’re all sticking pretty far outIf there was paper in the batman comic it would be big enough to stick up over the textAnd while gravity does exist it probably won’t make the paper do a 90 degree turn and just lean horisontally left at the middleStill grasping for straws Wright?Hypothetically if there were a paper there this picture would not be able to prove its presence I’ve taken the liberty of drawing a diagram to illustrate my point We are faced with three possibilities It is possible that 1 the paper was simply tucked in deeper than the othersPaper is a soft material Wright It’s not unreasonable for it to do a 2 90 degree turn Or perhaps 3 a paper does not exist there at all Either way you cannot prove your client innocent without sufficient evidence Which of course is impossible thanks to the obtrusive words I’m sorry EdgeworthI concede that I can’t disprove theory 1But the image you submited for theory 2 is contradictoryLook at the tilt of the other papers They clearly prove how much the paper would tiltAnd theory 3 is my point! Why would the library’s book not have this piece of paper when the other library books do?While you still have thory 1 there is another contradictionThe books are not in alphabetical order this proves that the batman comic was placed there specifically for the picture! AckPerhaps I should’ve left the artistry to the forensic artist…Now hold it right there! It doesn’t matter which direction the paper is going because it’s impossible to prove it even exists!Those theories are all the same! We do not have enough information to prove them There could be an infinite amount of papers in there for all we know I simply presented them only so that the court could better understand your baseless conjecture!… I suppose the order of the books do seem out of the ordinary However therein lies not just one possibility Clearly those are Japanese graphic novels also known as “manga” And the Batman comic book is a graphic novel too no?Seeing as it currently has only graphic novels in the shelf it is possible that any other novels have simply not yet been restocked Asserting whether or not this effect was deliberate is useless– there is no way of knowing if the photographer and the captioner are the same person let alone their involvement in this pictureFace it Wright you can’t prove any of these groundless accusations! Did everyone just ignore the library sticker? Meme

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