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anaconda
Dogs
Dogs
Food
Food
head
head
Life
Life
Love
Love
Poop
Poop
Scare
Scare
Sex
Sex
shit
shit
weird
weird
yeah
yeah
Best
Best
Chase
Chase
Cool
Cool
Dick
Dick
Good
Good
Tennis
Tennis
Time
Time
Water
Water
White
White
Non Existent
Non Existent
Old
Old
Reason
Reason
Bacon
Bacon
Back
Back
bowl
bowl
got
got
Dog
Dog
car
car
box
box
table
table
once
once
infinite
infinite
light
light
thunder
thunder
can
can
pet
pet
grass
grass
dirt
dirt
hide
hide
tang
tang
why
why
will
will
think
think
them
them
all
all
the original
the original
make
make
they
they
double
double
park
park
you
you
call
call
real
real
bite
bite
now
now
person
person
motion
motion
ball
ball
chance
chance
what
what
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still
for
for
poo
poo
stranger
stranger
tennis ball
tennis ball
triple
triple
the dog
the dog
this
this
the best
the best
get
get
tired
tired
stop
stop
like
like
right
right
when you
when you
feel
feel
this is
this is
bed
bed
people
people
humans
humans
eat
eat
find
find
feel like doing
feel like doing
life hacks
life hacks
toilet
toilet
delicious
delicious
just
just
whatever
whatever
though
though
anything
anything
outside
outside
tried
tried
puke
puke
sometimes
sometimes
away
away
owner
owner
saying
saying
anyways
anyways
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hint
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existent
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that's right
have sex
have sex
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throwing
throwing
pretty
pretty
maybe
maybe
ever
ever
cone
cone
bud
bud
refrain
refrain
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thrown
minute
minute
no
 no
hours
 hours
better
 better
hard
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way
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want
 want
later
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say
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around
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rug
 rug
coat
 coat
hurt
 hurt
again
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handled
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its you
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backyard
 backyard
feel like
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no reason
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Think You
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After
Bark
Bark
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Thats
Bunch
Bunch
With
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Dog Park
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Dog Life
Dog Life
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positivity
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questions
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salt
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memes
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Love
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ignorant
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goals
goals
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dank
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positivity
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Car Ride
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Will Not
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Natural Impulses
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Ever Feel Like
strips
strips
natural
natural
ride
ride
over
over
out
out
you-think-you
you-think-you
white coat
 white coat
no reason
 no reason
feel like
 feel like
backyard
 backyard
its you
 its you
handled
 handled
again
 again
hurt
 hurt
coat
 coat
rug
 rug
around
 around
say
 say
later
 later
want
 want
way
 way
hard
 hard
better
 better
hours
 hours
no
 no
minute
minute
thrown
thrown
refrain
refrain
bud
bud
cone
cone
ever
ever
maybe
maybe
pretty
pretty
throwing
throwing
whos a
whos a
have sex
have sex
that's right
that's right
existent
existent
hint
hint
anyways
anyways
saying
saying
owner
owner
away
away
sometimes
sometimes
puke
puke
tried
tried
outside
outside
anything
anything
though
though
whatever
whatever
just
just
delicious
delicious
toilet
toilet
life hacks
life hacks
feel like doing
feel like doing
find
find
eat
eat
humans
humans
people
people
bed
bed
this is
this is
feel
feel
when you
when you
right
right
like
like
stop
stop
tired
tired
get
get
the best
the best
this
this
the dog
the dog
triple
triple
tennis ball
tennis ball
stranger
stranger
poo
poo
for
for
still
still
what
what
chance
chance
ball
ball
motion
motion
person
person
now
now
bite
bite
real
real
call
call
you
you
park
park
double
double
they
they
make
make
the original
the original
all
all
them
them
think
think
will
will
why
why
tang
tang
hide
hide
dirt
dirt
grass
grass
pet
pet
can
can
thunder
thunder
light
light
infinite
infinite
once
once
table
table
box
box
car
car
Dog
Dog
got
got
bowl
bowl
Back
Back
Bacon
Bacon
Reason
Reason
Old
Old
Non Existent
Non Existent
White
White
Water
Water
Time
Time
Tennis
Tennis
Good
Good
Dick
Dick
Cool
Cool
Chase
Chase
Best
Best
yeah
yeah
weird
weird
shit
shit
Sex
Sex
Scare
Scare
Poop
Poop
Love
Love
Life
Life
head
head
Food
Food
Dogs
Dogs
anaconda
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LIFE HACKS FOR DOGS Sometimes your owner will make the motion of throwing a tennis ball but will not actually have thrown anything STILL CHASE AFTER THE NON-EXISTENT BALL Pretty good chance you'll find an old ball around the area anyways maybe When your owner is rubbing your belly and saying Who's a good dog? do NOT puke on the rug or bite them for no reason If you refrain from these natural impulses they will say You are! referring to you Think you can only eat food once? THINK AGAIN Once you poop out your food eat the poop The best part? The poop tastes even better than the original food Have sex with a stranger dog at the dog park Why? Here's what you'll get Car ride BARK YEAH! Get handled by a person in a white coat DOUBLE BARK YEAH! Get a weird cone over your head which amplifies your barks TRIPLE BARK YEAH! Also your dick will hurt like shit and you won't ever feel like doing sex again but whatever - who's got a cool cone now? That's right- it's you bud Just bark a whole bunch for no reason People will pet you and give you REAL BACON from that box that says Beggin Strips on it Tired of your reqular water bowl? The humans have an infinite water bowl that they call the toilet Be warned though once you've tried it it'll be hard to go back to water without the light delicious hint of poo-flavor Bury your treats in the backyard That way when you want to eat them later they will have that dirt and grass tang that we all love in our food When it's thundering outside here's a tip hide under a table or bed and bark a bunch This is 100% guaranteed to scare the thunder away estimate time for thunder to stop 1 minute 8 hours <p>Dog Life Hacks<p> Meme

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