ll Xfinity Mobile ? 834 PM 's Post --You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll April 27 2019 -O retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us DIVORCE AGREEMENT --You can have the peaceniks and war protesters THIS IS INCREDIBLY WELL-PUT AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT'S WRITTEN BY A STUDENT!!! WHATEVER --When our allies or our way of life are under assault we'll help provide them security HE RUNS FOR I'LL VOTE FOR HIM Dear American liberals leftists social progressives socialists Marxists and Obama supporters et al --We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values --You are welcome to Islam Scientology Humanism political correctness and Shirley McLaine You can also have the UN but we will no longer be paying the We have stuck together since the late 1950s for the sake of the kids but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce I know we tolerated each other for many years for the bill sake of future generations but sadly this relationship has clearly run its course --We'll keep the SUVS pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars You can take every Volt and Leaf you can find Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all so let's just end it on friendly terms We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way --You can give everyone health care if you can find any practicing doctors --We'll keep The Battle Hymn of the Republic and Here is our separation agreement The National Anthem Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by land mass each taking a similar portion That will be the difficult part but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement After that it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes --I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute Imagine l'd Like to Teach the World to Sing Kum Baya or We Are the World --We'll practice trickle-down economics and you can continue to give trickle-up poverty your best shot s Post 's Post --Since it often so offends you we'll keep our history 4 -We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep our name and our flag them 2 Would you agree to this? If so please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree just hit delete In the spirit of friendly parting I'll bet you might think about which one of us will need whose help in 15 years --You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU --Since you hate guns and war we'll take our firearms the cops the NRA and the military --We'll take the nasty smelly oil industry and the coal Sincerely mines and you can go with wind solar and bio- diesel Law Student and an American --You can keep Oprah Whoopi Bill Maher Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell You are however responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough PS Also please take George Clooney Ted Turner Sean Penn Martin Short Charlie Sheen Barbra Streisand and Hanoi Jane Fonda with you to move all five of them --We'll keep capitalism greedy corporations pharmaceutical companies Wal-Mart and Wall PPS And you won't have to press 1 for English when you call our country Street Forward This Every Time You Get It ! --You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers food stamps homeless homeboys hippies druggies and illegal aliens Let's Keep This Going Maybe Some Of It Will Start Sink in --We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms greedy CEOS and rednecks --We'll keep Bill O'Reilly and Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood Dividing the people even more Meme

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