lletisalat YOU MATCHED WITH BESHER ON 122918 Swiping right to me means that u r down for a dinner date Today 314 PM i honestly feel so bad for your mom tbh the poor woman really laid in bed and let your dad pound her musty herpes bound pussy like a construction site and then planted his seeds in her coochie and those seeds raced to the eggs in her uterus and out of the millions of sperms it was your unfortunate ugly ass sperm that won the game and fertilized the egg then your bitch of a mom had to go through 9 months of struggle of back aches and nausea and pregnancy cravings to end up going to labor to push out a deformed gorilla with a pot holed fat nose and a shiny ass forehead out of her gaping vagina that invests time and energy in making tinder profiles to send shitty corny pitiful ass pickup lines to bitches on tinder just so he could score some pussy i HAVE to laugh Sent Meme

found ON 2019-02-05 03:40:11 BY ME.ME

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