once upon a time i made up this theory on the fly completely sober, enjoy
The fact that Ikea is Swedish is no coincidence… It, in fact, supports this very plausible theory.
Ikea is Yggdrasil.
OH MOTHERFUCK I DIDNT REALIZE I INADVERTENTLY DESCRIBED YGGDRASIL SHIT YOURE RIGHT
I can confirm, as someone who has studied norse mythology, that you did indeed basically describe Yggdrasil.
Ikea is Yggdrasil and no one can change my mind.
Sorry if this is dumb garbage, but I was struck by this image and had to make, on my phone at 2am