Man eats underwear to beat breathalyzer was removed by the teacher By D'ARCY RICKARD when testimony enlivened the of The Advocate STETTILER An 18-year- proceedings The Grade 11 and old Stettler man tried to eat his 12 students had difficulty underwear in the hope that the maintaining composure People were leaving the cotton fabric would absorb al- cohol before he took a breatha courtroom with tears in their lyzer test provincial court eyes trying not to laugh said RCMP Const Peter McFarlane heard this week David Zurfluh was subse- quently acquitted of a charge of impaired driving because he blew 08 the legal limit But the testimony broke up people in Judge David Mac Naughton's provincial court here Thursday afternoon Mr Zurfluh was collared by RCMP Const Bill Robinson after he ran from his vehicle which had been seen weaving down the highway While sitting in the back of the patrol car Mr Zurfluh tried to eat his shorts Const Robinson told the court Mr Zurfluh said he ripped the crotch out of his shorts stuffed the fabric in his mouth and then spit it out A class of law students from William E Hay Composite High in court as observers Alcohol Has You Hitting Cock Bottom Meme

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