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Masturbating with an Apple Watch on helps you hatch eggs in Pokémon Go Meme Masturbating with an Apple Watch on helps you hatch eggs in Pokémon Go l've been doing my more-than-average holiday masturbation the past few days Last holidayI was the lucky receiver of a new Apple Watch Whicn l haven tused much aside from to collect walking distance on Pokémon Go I realized over the last few days that masturbating with the watch on has been getting me 04-06km walking credit for each fap I was amazed at finding a productive use of the Apple Watch so I did some quick calculations My penis is about 15cm long which means I am getting a solid 3300 full base-to-head strokes in to get an average of 05km l've surmised that the last 10% of strokes gravitate around the upper half of my shaft and head though This means l'm getting somewhere a solid 2970 full strokes and 330 upper half strokes in per wank Some of that distance could be me sprinting to get a towel that l've inevitably forgotten though Nothing is more rewarding than choking your chicken and then turning on Pokémon to see vou've hatched an egg or two in the process Really makes me feel like a chicken Meme

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