i have thus far read two entirely separate fics where spidermans dad meets spiderman and is like “?????? child???? this is child. oh my god where are your parents. im your parents now” and it is the literal best. the shenanigans of worlds ultimate dad trying to adopt his own son. perfection.
(I dont know if tumblr is still weird about links, check in notes and i’ll link the fics there)