Dad, Family, and God: MEAN HE'S A HERO AND STUFF
 BUT HE'S STILL A VIGILANTE
 SO DON'T WORRY
 WE HAVE OUR BEST COPS
 ON THE CASE RIGHT NOw
 WHOEVER 'S IN
 CHARGE OF
 THE POLICE
 NEwS
 POLICE WILL CONTINUE TO FIGHT SPIDERS
 YOU GET BACK HERE YOUNG MAN!
 NOT HAVE TO SAVE THE WORLD!
 WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS?!
 IM AN ADULT I SWEAR!
 COME BACK AND LET ME
 GIVE YOU A LOVING FAMILY!
 I'M A GROWN UP ITS OK!!
 SOMEDAY WE WILL
 CATCH THIS MENACE
 NEwS
 POLICE WILL CONTINUE TO FIGHT SPIDERS
mud-foot:

i have thus far read two entirely separate fics where spidermans dad meets spiderman and is like “?????? child???? this is child. oh my god where are your parents. im your parents now” and it is the literal best. the shenanigans of worlds ultimate dad trying to adopt his own son. perfection. 
(I dont know if tumblr is still weird about links, check in notes and i’ll link the fics there)

mud-foot: i have thus far read two entirely separate fics where spidermans dad meets spiderman and is like “?????? child???? this is child. oh my god where are your parents. im your parents now” and it is the literal best. the shenanigans of worlds ultimate dad trying to adopt his own son. perfection.  (I dont know if tumblr is still weird about links, check in notes and i’ll link the fics there)

MEAN HE'S A HERO AND STUFF BUT HE'S STILL A VIGILANTE SO DON'T WORRY WE HAVE OUR BEST COPS ON THE CASE RIGHT NOw WHOEVER 'S IN CHARGE OF THE POLICE NEwS POLICE WILL CONTINUE TO FIGHT SPIDERS YOU GET BACK HERE YOUNG MAN! NOT HAVE TO SAVE THE WORLD! WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS?! IM AN ADULT I SWEAR! COME BACK AND LET ME GIVE YOU A LOVING FAMILY! I'M A GROWN UP ITS OK!! SOMEDAY WE WILL CATCH THIS MENACE NEwS POLICE WILL CONTINUE TO FIGHT SPIDERS mud-foot i have thus far read two entirely separate fics where spidermans dad meets spiderman and is like “?????? child???? this is child oh my god where are your parents im your parents now” and it is the literal best the shenanigans of worlds ultimate dad trying to adopt his own son perfection I dont know if tumblr is still weird about links check in notes and i’ll link the fics there Meme

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