books
books
bored
bored
Call Me Maybe
Call Me Maybe
pop
pop
Run
Run
Shut Up
Shut Up
Work
Work
Dick
Dick
Fancy
Fancy
Kids
Kids
Minimum Wage
Minimum Wage
Rush
Rush
Songs
Songs
Jewish
Jewish
Prayer
Prayer
Content
Content
Medieval
Medieval
Cent
Cent
Never
Never
Sneer
Sneer
The Village
The Village
Asks
Asks
Asshole
Asshole
how
how
gate
gate
answer
answer
latin
latin
the town
the town
local
local
class
class
who
who
project
project
questions
questions
him
him
language
language
can
can
one
one
one day
one day
priest
priest
the gate
the gate
play
play
est
est
knowing
knowing
name
name
adult
adult
day
day
think
think
woman
woman
all
all
remember
remember
sed
sed
you
you
call
call
now
now
town
town
village
village
son
son
store
store
for
for
calligraphy
calligraphy
ita
ita
teenagers
teenagers
call me
call me
letters
letters
more
more
popular
popular
this
this
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lonely
high
high
this guy
this guy
i know
i know
sure
sure
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men
guy
guy
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nothing
always
always
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people
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father
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a dick
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background
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obnoxious
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leaves
just
just
though
though
anything
anything
accurate
accurate
finally
finally
taught
taught
because
because
enthusiastic
enthusiastic
outside
outside
pop songs
pop songs
smiling
smiling
hes
hes
freeze
freeze
heartfelt
heartfelt
usual
usual
learned
learned
shut
shut
gonna
gonna
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assholes
saying
saying
inaccurate
inaccurate
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i can
kinda
kinda
stuffed
stuffed
i just
i just
pretty
pretty
authentic
authentic
same
same
maybe
maybe
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their
blessing
blessing
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frock
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were
wandering
wandering
newlyweds
newlyweds
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 uncomfortable
welcome
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something
 something
know
 know
want
 want
say
 say
dont
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 small
prayers
 prayers
prepared
 prepared
cosplayers
 cosplayers
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 little kids
out
out
Uck
Uck
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Little
And
And
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Christian
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Not
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Where
Where
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I Work Weekends
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Costumes
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Languages
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out
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 little kids
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 cosplayers
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 prepared
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 prayers
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 small
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 dont
say
 say
want
 want
know
 know
something
 something
welcome
 welcome
uncomfortable
 uncomfortable
newlyweds
newlyweds
wandering
wandering
were
were
frock
frock
blessing
blessing
their
their
maybe
maybe
same
same
authentic
authentic
pretty
pretty
i just
i just
stuffed
stuffed
kinda
kinda
i can
i can
inaccurate
inaccurate
saying
saying
assholes
assholes
gonna
gonna
shut
shut
learned
learned
usual
usual
heartfelt
heartfelt
freeze
freeze
hes
hes
smiling
smiling
pop songs
pop songs
outside
outside
enthusiastic
enthusiastic
because
because
taught
taught
finally
finally
accurate
accurate
anything
anything
though
though
just
just
leaves
leaves
obnoxious
obnoxious
background
background
a dick
a dick
father
father
people
people
always
always
nothing
nothing
guy
guy
men
men
sure
sure
i know
i know
this guy
this guy
high
high
lonely
lonely
this
this
popular
popular
more
more
letters
letters
call me
call me
teenagers
teenagers
ita
ita
calligraphy
calligraphy
for
for
store
store
son
son
village
village
town
town
now
now
call
call
you
you
sed
sed
remember
remember
all
all
woman
woman
think
think
day
day
adult
adult
name
name
knowing
knowing
est
est
play
play
the gate
the gate
priest
priest
one day
one day
one
one
can
can
language
language
him
him
questions
questions
project
project
who
who
class
class
local
local
the town
the town
latin
latin
answer
answer
gate
gate
how
how
Asshole
Asshole
Asks
Asks
The Village
The Village
Sneer
Sneer
Never
Never
Cent
Cent
Medieval
Medieval
Content
Content
Prayer
Prayer
Jewish
Jewish
Songs
Songs
Rush
Rush
Minimum Wage
Minimum Wage
Kids
Kids
Fancy
Fancy
Dick
Dick
Work
Work
Shut Up
Shut Up
Run
Run
pop
pop
Call Me Maybe
Call Me Maybe
bored
bored
books
books

Medieval Village and Bored Assholes uck stome some background I work weekends at a small medieval village about an hour outside of town We're not hugely popular but we always have at least 30-50 people in the village and it's always* the same types of people the enthusiastic little kids in costumes the high teenagers the adult cosplayers the newlyweds and the lonely bored men who want nothing more than the rush of catching you on something historically inaccurate T play the scribe and run the bookshop because l can do calligraphy and I know some Latin it's primarily a store though and people are supposed to buy books or calligraphy commissions Mostlye just want me to write their name fancy It's pretty straightforward But one day this guy comes wandering in with this sneer and I just know he's gonna be a dick give him my usual scripted welcome and out of the gate he asks how it's historically accurate for the town scribe to be a woman I have an answer prepared saying something about my father keeping the ledgers and never having a son so he taught me my letters and sent me to the local priest to learn my Latin He asks a handful more uncomfortable obnoxious questions and all I can think is T'm on minimum wage to the cent I'm stuffed into a starched frock and l'm clearly just a local teenager but l keep smiling and tolerating itT answer all of his questions correctly until bored asshole BA So if you learned your Latin from a priest I'm sure you can say an authentic medieval latin prayer for me now? and I kinda freeze because l'm Jewish and don't know any Christian prayers at all and the only Latin I can remember was from a class project where we translated pop songs into various languages me eho te convenivi tamquam et hic furor est sed hic numerus meus est ita invoca me fortasse BA is finally shut up and satisfies and leaves without buying anything and content not knowing that the blessing was the chorus of Call Me Maybe The most heartfelt prayer in any language Meme

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