Adam and Eve, Anaconda, and Ass: Meet the cutest little corgi ever!
 @Dr Smashlove
There are many things a lady can say to make a man feel special. (1) "I love you" <- tried and true. This has existed since Adam and Eve was wearing leaves to cover their genitalia Bruh. Simple and standard, and full of feeling. (2) "I want a mold of your PP that I can carry around with me in my purse 😍" <- this one always make me feel special. A customized dildo built to smash specifications? That's romance 😍. (3) "Choke me daddy πŸ™‚" <- can't lose. This one always lights a fire, u feel me? πŸ˜€ But there is one thing a lady can say that is always music to a man's ears and has a 100% hit rate... (4) "You don't have to wear a rubber any more, if you don't want to - we've been at for a while so I went ahead and got on the pill." THIS IS TRUE LOVE FAM - IDGAF πŸ˜‚. I hear this, and my heart brims with appreciation and adoration. It's a statement of understanding. "I know u been walking thru this bomb ass forest with a Patagonia lookin ass raincoat, rubber overalls, Sorel boots, and one of them bucket hats that grandpas wear when they go fly fishing. But now I'm gonna let you frolic with reckless abandon inside this forest Bucky ass nekky, so u can feel the Flora and Fauna gently kiss your skin." You feel me? This is like unlocking a hidden level in a video game. This is like tasting the seared scallops that ain't even on the menu but the chef brought them out because the old white men u brung to dinner just ordered $783 worth of alcohol so the chef is just like "wow lemme hit him off with some scallops - he earned it - alcoholic lookin ass guests lmao" <- weekly struggle πŸ˜«πŸ˜‚. This is like an invitation to the back room of a quaint French restaurant where u discover they got a speakeasy there that only rich trust fund boys with face tattoos who wear SLP denim and Yeezys and their model girlfriends know about but now u part of the mix too. U feel me? Anointed territory 😍. Anyway to all u ladies who gon fuck around and start taking birth control so we can gallivant freely in your gushing geyser of glory, y'all the realest MF MVP's on earth - BLESS UP πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

There are many things a lady can say to make a man feel special. (1) "I love you" <- tried and true. This has existed since Adam and Eve was wearing leaves to cover their genitalia Bruh. Simple and standard, and full of feeling. (2) "I want a mold of your PP that I can carry around with me in my purse 😍" <- this one always make me feel special. A customized dildo built to smash specifications? That's romance 😍. (3) "Choke me daddy πŸ™‚" <- can't lose. This one always lights a fire, u feel me? πŸ˜€ But there is one thing a lady can say that is always music to a man's ears and has a 100% hit rate... (4) "You don't have to wear a rubber any more, if you don't want to - we've been at for a while so I went ahead and got on the pill." THIS IS TRUE LOVE FAM - IDGAF πŸ˜‚. I hear this, and my heart brims with appreciation and adoration. It's a statement of understanding. "I know u been walking thru this bomb ass forest with a Patagonia lookin ass raincoat, rubber overalls, Sorel boots, and one of them bucket hats that grandpas wear when they go fly fishing. But now I'm gonna let you frolic with reckless abandon inside this forest Bucky ass nekky, so u can feel the Flora and Fauna gently kiss your skin." You feel me? This is like unlocking a hidden level in a video game. This is like tasting the seared scallops that ain't even on the menu but the chef brought them out because the old white men u brung to dinner just ordered $783 worth of alcohol so the chef is just like "wow lemme hit him off with some scallops - he earned it - alcoholic lookin ass guests lmao" <- weekly struggle πŸ˜«πŸ˜‚. This is like an invitation to the back room of a quaint French restaurant where u discover they got a speakeasy there that only rich trust fund boys with face tattoos who wear SLP denim and Yeezys and their model girlfriends know about but now u part of the mix too. U feel me? Anointed territory 😍. Anyway to all u ladies who gon fuck around and start taking birth control so we can gallivant freely in your gushing geyser of glory, y'all the realest MF MVP's on earth - BLESS UP πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Adam and Eve
Adam and Eve
anaconda
anaconda
ass
ass
Bless up
Bless up
bruh
bruh
corgi
corgi
Dildo
Dildo
Earned It
Earned It
fam
fam
Fire
Fire
LMAO
LMAO
Love
Love
memes
memes
Music
Music
Smashing
Smashing
Struggle
Struggle
Tattoos
Tattoos
True
True
Wow
Wow
Control
Control
I Love You
I Love You
Alcohol
Alcohol
Boots
Boots
Chef
Chef
Discover
Discover
Earth
Earth
Fuck
Fuck
Game
Game
Heart
Heart
Kiss
Kiss
Restaurant
Restaurant
Video
Video
White
White
Birth Control
Birth Control
Alcoholic
Alcoholic
French
French
Old
Old
Girlfriends
Girlfriends
Idgaf
Idgaf
Understanding
Understanding
Fishing
Fishing
A Mold
A Mold
Back
Back
Been
Been
boys
boys
πŸ€–
πŸ€–
hidden
hidden
got
got
eve
eve
simple
simple
skins
skins
patagonia
patagonia
make a
make a
forest
forest
video game
video game
special a
special a
who
who
sorel
sorel
rubber
rubber
trust fund
trust fund
glory
glory
him
him
can
can
lights
lights
one
one
mold
mold
ims
ims
skin
skin
adam
adam
hats
hats
scallops
scallops
man
man
fly
fly
gon
gon
the pill
the pill
model
model
reckless
reckless
romance
romance
earthing
earthing
them
them
all
all
face
face
make
make
they
they
thing
thing
you
you
fly fishing
fly fishing
trust funds
trust funds
sorel boots
sorel boots
level
level
inside
inside
now
now
true love
true love
birth
birth
musicals
musicals
hiddens
hiddens
flora
flora
lady
lady
bomb
bomb
for
for
daddy
daddy
bucky
bucky
rich
rich
menu
menu
lose
lose
flora and fauna
flora and fauna
fauna
fauna
molde
molde
more
more
this
this
facee
facee
love you
love you
trust
trust
i know
i know
like
like
men
men
feel
feel
this is
this is
always
always
full
full
walking
walking
dildoes
dildoes
dildoe
dildoe
room
room
yeezys
yeezys
adamant
adamant
leaves
leaves
overalls
overalls
just
just
hit
hit
because
because
appreciation
appreciation
raincoat
raincoat
tried
tried
feeling
feeling
geyser
geyser
realest
realest
went
went
evee
evee
cutest
cutest
gonna
gonna
i can
i can
existed
existed
my heart
my heart
corgy
corgy
lemme
lemme
earned
earned
geysers
geysers
gushing
gushing
speakeasy
speakeasy
purse
purse
their
their
ever
ever
abandon
abandon
yall
yall
aint
aint
anointed
anointed
genitalia
genitalia
bless
bless
quaint
quaint
specialization
specialization
there
there
too
too
smashing
smashing
meeting
 meeting
make me
 make me
dinner
 dinner
things
 things
worth
 worth
know
 know
want
 want
say
 say
anyway
 anyway
around
 around
wear
 wear
hear
 hear
dont
 dont
pill
 pill
ears
 ears
chefs
 chefs
choke
 choke
denim
 denim
bombs
 bombs
bombing
 bombing
sayings
 sayings
choking
 choking
there is
 there is
modelling
 modelling
white men
 white men
videos games
 videos games
old-white-men
old-white-men
out
out
ladies
ladies
special
special
Famly
Famly
Heared
Heared
Hitted
Hitted
Lookin Ass
Lookin Ass
Evees
Evees
Choke Me Daddy
Choke Me Daddy
You Feel Me
You Feel Me
Off
Off
Little
Little
And
And
Tasting
Tasting
Cant
Cant
Parting
Parting
Choke Me
Choke Me
This Is True
This Is True
When
When
Its A
Its A
I Love
I Love
That
That
I Want
I Want
Slp
Slp
But
But
Where
Where
The
The
Standards
Standards
Your
Your
Its
Its
Part
Part
Invitation
Invitation
Many
Many
Mix
Mix
Alwaysed
Alwaysed
Adamated
Adamated
Man Feelings
Man Feelings
Bucket
Bucket
Lookin
Lookin
Reckless Abandon
Reckless Abandon
Mvps
Mvps
And One
And One
Smashed
Smashed
Bomb Ass
Bomb Ass
While
While
Start
Start
Dont Want To
Dont Want To
Frolic
Frolic
In My
In My
Thats
Thats
Was
Was
With
With
Let
Let
But Then
But Then
Are
Are
Reverse
Reverse
Make You Laugh
Make You Laugh
What To Do
What To Do
Make You
Make You
The
The
Dont Know
Dont Know
But
But
That
That
That
That
But
But
Dont Know
Dont Know
The
The
Make You
Make You
What To Do
What To Do
Make You Laugh
Make You Laugh
Reverse
Reverse
Are
Are
But Then
But Then
Let
Let
With
With
Was
Was
Thats
Thats
In My
In My
Frolic
Frolic
Dont Want To
Dont Want To
Start
Start
While
While
Bomb Ass
Bomb Ass
Smashed
Smashed
And One
And One
Mvps
Mvps
Reckless Abandon
Reckless Abandon
Lookin
Lookin
Bucket
Bucket
Man Feelings
Man Feelings
Adamated
Adamated
Alwaysed
Alwaysed
Mix
Mix
Many
Many
Invitation
Invitation
Part
Part
Its
Its
Your
Your
Standards
Standards
The
The
Where
Where
But
But
Slp
Slp
I Want
I Want
That
That
I Love
I Love
Its A
Its A
When
When
This Is True
This Is True
Choke Me
Choke Me
Parting
Parting
Cant
Cant
Tasting
Tasting
And
And
Little
Little
Off
Off
You Feel Me
You Feel Me
Choke Me Daddy
Choke Me Daddy
Evees
Evees
Lookin Ass
Lookin Ass
Hitted
Hitted
Heared
Heared
Famly
Famly
special
special
ladies
ladies
out
out
old-white-men
old-white-men
videos games
 videos games
white men
 white men
modelling
 modelling
there is
 there is
choking
 choking
sayings
 sayings
bombing
 bombing
bombs
 bombs
denim
 denim
choke
 choke
chefs
 chefs
ears
 ears
pill
 pill
dont
 dont
hear
 hear
wear
 wear
around
 around
anyway
 anyway
say
 say
want
 want
know
 know
worth
 worth
things
 things
dinner
 dinner
make me
 make me
meeting
 meeting
smashing
smashing
too
too
there
there
specialization
specialization
quaint
quaint
bless
bless
genitalia
genitalia
anointed
anointed
aint
aint
yall
yall
abandon
abandon
ever
ever
their
their
purse
purse
speakeasy
speakeasy
gushing
gushing
geysers
geysers
earned
earned
lemme
lemme
corgy
corgy
my heart
my heart
existed
existed
i can
i can
gonna
gonna
cutest
cutest
evee
evee
went
went
realest
realest
geyser
geyser
feeling
feeling
tried
tried
raincoat
raincoat
appreciation
appreciation
because
because
hit
hit
just
just
overalls
overalls
leaves
leaves
adamant
adamant
yeezys
yeezys
room
room
dildoe
dildoe
dildoes
dildoes
walking
walking
full
full
always
always
this is
this is
feel
feel
men
men
like
like
i know
i know
trust
trust
love you
love you
facee
facee
this
this
more
more
molde
molde
fauna
fauna
flora and fauna
flora and fauna
lose
lose
menu
menu
rich
rich
bucky
bucky
daddy
daddy
for
for
bomb
bomb
lady
lady
flora
flora
hiddens
hiddens
musicals
musicals
birth
birth
true love
true love
now
now
inside
inside
level
level
sorel boots
sorel boots
trust funds
trust funds
fly fishing
fly fishing
you
you
thing
thing
they
they
make
make
face
face
all
all
them
them
earthing
earthing
romance
romance
reckless
reckless
model
model
the pill
the pill
gon
gon
fly
fly
man
man
scallops
scallops
hats
hats
adam
adam
skin
skin
ims
ims
mold
mold
one
one
lights
lights
can
can
him
him
glory
glory
trust fund
trust fund
rubber
rubber
sorel
sorel
who
who
special a
special a
video game
video game
forest
forest
make a
make a
patagonia
patagonia
skins
skins
simple
simple
eve
eve
got
got
hidden
hidden
πŸ€–
πŸ€–
boys
boys
Been
Been
Back
Back
A Mold
A Mold
Fishing
Fishing
Understanding
Understanding
Idgaf
Idgaf
Girlfriends
Girlfriends
Old
Old
French
French
Alcoholic
Alcoholic
Birth Control
Birth Control
White
White
Video
Video
Restaurant
Restaurant
Kiss
Kiss
Heart
Heart
Game
Game
Fuck
Fuck
Earth
Earth
Discover
Discover
Chef
Chef
Boots
Boots
Alcohol
Alcohol
I Love You
I Love You
Control
Control
Wow
Wow
True
True
Tattoos
Tattoos
Struggle
Struggle
Smashing
Smashing
Music
Music
memes
memes
Love
Love
LMAO
LMAO
Fire
Fire
fam
fam
Earned It
Earned It
Dildo
Dildo
corgi
corgi
bruh
bruh
Bless up
Bless up
ass
ass
anaconda
anaconda
Adam and Eve
Adam and Eve

Meet the cutest little corgi ever! @Dr Smashlove There are many things a lady can say to make a man feel special 1 I love you <- tried and true This has existed since Adam and Eve was wearing leaves to cover their genitalia Bruh Simple and standard and full of feeling 2 I want a mold of your PP that I can carry around with me in my purse 😍 <- this one always make me feel special A customized dildo built to smash specifications? That's romance 😍 3 Choke me daddy πŸ™‚ <- can't lose This one always lights a fire u feel me? πŸ˜€ But there is one thing a lady can say that is always music to a man's ears and has a 100% hit rate 4 You don't have to wear a rubber any more if you don't want to - we've been at for a while so I went ahead and got on the pill THIS IS TRUE LOVE FAM - IDGAF πŸ˜‚ I hear this and my heart brims with appreciation and adoration It's a statement of understanding I know u been walking thru this bomb ass forest with a Patagonia lookin ass raincoat rubber overalls Sorel boots and one of them bucket hats that grandpas wear when they go fly fishing But now I'm gonna let you frolic with reckless abandon inside this forest Bucky ass nekky so u can feel the Flora and Fauna gently kiss your skin You feel me? This is like unlocking a hidden level in a video game This is like tasting the seared scallops that ain't even on the menu but the chef brought them out because the old white men u brung to dinner just ordered $783 worth of alcohol so the chef is just like wow lemme hit him off with some scallops - he earned it - alcoholic lookin ass guests lmao <- weekly struggle πŸ˜«πŸ˜‚ This is like an invitation to the back room of a quaint French restaurant where u discover they got a speakeasy there that only rich trust fund boys with face tattoos who wear SLP denim and Yeezys and their model girlfriends know about but now u part of the mix too U feel me? Anointed territory 😍 Anyway to all u ladies who gon fuck around and start taking birth control so we can gallivant freely in your gushing geyser of glory y'all the realest MF MVP's on earth - BLESS UP πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Meme

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