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Lit, Martin, and Moms: Melissa
 O Real Estate at Self Employed
 e University of Missouri
 22 miles away
 Picture this... we're out on like our third date. We
 go to an Italian restaurant that just opened named
 Mom's. It's dimly lit, candles on the table, Dean
 Martin softly playing. We decide to order spaghetti &
 make an obligatory "Lady and The Tramp" joke. After
 a nice bottle of wine and great conversation, you
 take me home. We kiss. I'm nervous. You're nervous.
 The kiss takes our breath away. Your palms are
 sweaty. Knees week, arms are heavy. There's vomit
 on your sweater already. Mom's spaghetti
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Melissa O Real Estate at Self Employed e University of Missouri 22 miles away Picture this we're out on like our third date We go to an Italian restaurant that just opened named Mom's It's dimly lit candles on the table Dean Martin softly playing We decide to order spaghetti & make an obligatory Lady and The Tramp joke After a nice bottle of wine and great conversation you take me home We kiss I'm nervous You're nervous The kiss takes our breath away Your palms are sweaty Knees week arms are heavy There's vomit on your sweater already Mom's spaghetti °BRIX °BRIX You Only Get One Shot Meme

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