Michael J Nelson 9 Hrs Edited True Story When I Was About Nine Years-Old My Friends and I Were Building a Whole Bunch of Mini-Snowmen Just to See How Many We Could Make Some Jerk Drove Over the Curb and Destroyed Them Laughing Like the Big Jerk He Was We Built More He Returned a Few Minutes Later and Destroyed Them Too When He Left We Quickly Built a Snowman OVER a Fire Hydrant and Surrounded It With a Bunch More Mini-Snowmen He Returned and Gloriously- Crashed His Car Into the Fire Hydrant 22k Likes 98 Comments 169 Shares LikeCommentShare You and 2253 Others Like This 169 Shares Most Relevant <p><a Href=httpthebywardbardtumblrcompost125349773833genius Class=tumblr_blog Target=_blank>thebywardbard<a><p> <blockquote><p>GENIUS<p><blockquote>