Mother @Crazy JewishMom Spawn Hurry up I'm outside ur new place Do u realize the new Brooklyn dump is even further from Manhattan I just looked at the map Cannot believe your 28 and still don't have a doorman or a baby I thought you liked it better than the Death trap! Delivered I do But there still are tons of mason jar loving hipsters walking around going to get you a doormat that says NO MAN BUNS ALLOWED! It's official! I'm moving out of the DEATHTRAP! No more taping trash bags over windows to keep the cold out! Goodbye river that appears in the hallways whenever it rains! Farewell broken buzzer that blares whenever it feels like it! And mouse family living under the stove I think I'll miss you the most crazyjewishmom Meme

found @ 6145 likes ON 2017-04-18 19:48:14 BY ME.ME

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