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Birthday

Birthday

crazy
crazy

crazy

Dad
Dad

Dad

dude
dude

dude

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Fire

Fire

Friends
Friends

Friends

Fucking
Fucking

Fucking

ghetto
ghetto

ghetto

Growing up
Growing up

Growing up

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pop

pop

Pressure
Pressure

Pressure

shit
shit

shit

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Slow Motion

Slow Motion

videos
videos

videos

Walmart
Walmart

Walmart

youtube.com
youtube.com

youtube.com

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Cool

Cool

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Death

Death

Fuck
Fuck

Fuck

Mean
Mean

Mean

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Squirrel

Squirrel

Tennis
Tennis

Tennis

Time
Time

Time

Water
Water

Water

Dragons
Dragons

Dragons

Fear
Fear

Fear

Vampires
Vampires

Vampires

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All The

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boom

boom

borderlands
borderlands

borderlands

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how

how

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got

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shell

shell

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net

net

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car

car

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magnesium

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rest

rest

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once

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chemistry

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inch
inch

inch

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him

him

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can

can

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sodium

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one

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pride

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powder

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down

down

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desert

desert

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shotgun

shotgun

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mosin nagant

mosin nagant

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mag

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means

means

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all

all

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pot

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like crazy

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nitro

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garage

garage

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inside

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show

show

motion
motion

motion

ball
ball

ball

chain
chain

chain

bolo
bolo

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what

what

for
for

for

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helicopter

helicopter

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shot

shot

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massive

massive

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loaded

loaded

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capacity

capacity

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tennis ball

tennis ball

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hold

hold

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use

use

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used

used

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load

load

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road

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more

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poor

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people

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breath

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then

then

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flare

flare

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slow

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hes

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went

went

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terrified

terrified

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fired

fired

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dragon's breath

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grenade launcher

grenade launcher

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seeing

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5 minutes

5 minutes

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tons

tons

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crappy

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my car

my car

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maniacally

maniacally

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on fire

on fire

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separate

separate

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occasionally

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began

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sticky

sticky

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figures

figures

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through

through

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 growing

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 care

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 minutes

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 camping

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 grenade

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 melting

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 metallic

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 confetti

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really cool

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the next day

the next day

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Teach

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Within

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Shells

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Realized

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Thinks

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His

His

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Some

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Could

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A Few

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Norinco
Norinco

Norinco

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Normalcy

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Road Flare

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Rounds

Rounds

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Sort

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Worked

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Then Boom

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5 Inch
5 Inch

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At Me

At Me

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Boyscouts

Boyscouts

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Built

Built

Calls
Calls

Calls

Cz 75
Cz 75

Cz 75

Fuck Of
Fuck Of

Fuck Of

He Has
He Has

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His Birthday
His Birthday

His Birthday

Learn To
Learn To

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Me To
Me To

Me To

Mosin
Mosin

Mosin

My Dad
My Dad

My Dad

Observe
Observe

Observe

Out Of
Out Of

Out Of

Put Down
Put Down

Put Down

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