My favorite is people who send me unsolicited dick pics and then they're like uh hi? Are you ignoring me? It's just so funny to me Like one minute I'm designing bioreactors and getting published for heat dissipation in polymers and then I open this godforsaken app to dudes hanging brain who can't even pronounce saponifica tion calling me a slut because I won't give attention to their limp excuses for existence 3 billion years of evolution and the greatest form of communication you can conjure up in your fermented omelet of a conscience is submitting your wrinkly ball sac to a stranger on the Internet to substitute the attention your parents never gave their mistake of an offspring Bit irrelevant but ok Meme

found ON 2019-03-13 20:12:27 BY ME.ME

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