My favorite is people who send me unsolicited dick pics and then they're like uh h i? Are you ignoring me? It's just so funny to me Like one minute l'm designing bioreactors and getting published for heat dissipation in polymers and then l open this godforsaken app to dudes hanging brain who can't even pronounce saponifica- tion calling me a slut because I won't give attention to their limp excuses for existence 3 billion years of evolution and the greatest form of communication you can conjure up in your fermented omelet of a conscience is submitting your wrinkly ball sac to a stranger on the Internet to substitute the attention your parents never gave their mistake of an offspring The complaint is as cringey as a dick pic Meme

found ON 2019-03-16 00:50:29 BY ME.ME

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