Af, Ass, and Bruh: Niggas on Neptune when they homie get
 clapped by a flying diamond
 @typicalterome
BRUHHHHH LEMME TELL YALL WHAT HAPPENED TODAY 💀 ight so a nigga had to get to work early because of a complicated ass reason. Anyway I pull up to the function and the first bullshit thing I see is the door. THE FUCKING DOOR HANDLE TO THE CFA GOT BOONK GANGED 💀💀😭😭 Deadass I can’t lie, I asked my manager and they said it was taken 💀 bruh I don’t live in chiraq, this shit shouldn’t be happening. Anyway I’m sitting there with my coworkers cause it’s 4:00 and we all clock in at 5 right. All of a sudden I notice my first period teacher walk into the building. So me and my other coworker duck because that’s her teacher too and we wasn’t tryna get caught lacking. Ima just call her Alexis. BUT THE WALKING DILDO NAMED JEREMIAH HAD TO RUIN IT. He gets my teachers attention and the NIGGA NOTICES US 😭 So the teacher walks over with his daughter that he’s always talking about in class and smiles at me and Alexis. “Hey *insert my last name*” This nigga only calls you by yo last bruh and it’s dumb af 💀 We shake hands and shit and then he introduces his daughter. “This is Leah. Hey Leah, this is the guy who I always talk about at home.” Then the nigga smiles at me. MY NIGGA WHY YOU TALKING ABOUT ME AT HOME 😭😭😭😭 fuckwrongwiteem. So now I’m all confused and shit and then Jeremiah nods his head at Leah and mouths the word “forehead” 💀 bruh ngl her forehead was on some Yo Gotti type shit 😭😭 then this nigga Jeremiah has the AUDACITY to say: “My head hurt.” 😭😭😭😭 IM WHEEZINGGGGGG AT THIS POINT AND MY teacher gets all confused and shit. “You good?” “Yeah, just a lot on my mind right now.” BOIIII ME AND JEREMIAH ARE CRYINGGGGGGGG and my teacher still confused. Meanwhile his daughter standing there all awkward and shit. Anyway they say goodbye and leave after that. After they’re gone, we was still cracking jokes. “Bruh her forehead was longer than my shift.” “Could see yo reflection on that shit.” “She looked like Sheen off that one episode of Jimmy Neutron.” I WAS GONEEEEEEE. Anyway it was 5 now and by then we was still crying. So I was at the register just crying and the customer comes up to me and says, “You alright?” “Yeah, just a lot on my mind right now.”

BRUHHHHH LEMME TELL YALL WHAT HAPPENED TODAY 💀 ight so a nigga had to get to work early because of a complicated ass reason. Anyway I pull up to the function and the first bullshit thing I see is the door. THE FUCKING DOOR HANDLE TO THE CFA GOT BOONK GANGED 💀💀😭😭 Deadass I can’t lie, I asked my manager and they said it was taken 💀 bruh I don’t live in chiraq, this shit shouldn’t be happening. Anyway I’m sitting there with my coworkers cause it’s 4:00 and we all clock in at 5 right. All of a sudden I notice my first period teacher walk into the building. So me and my other coworker duck because that’s her teacher too and we wasn’t tryna get caught lacking. Ima just call her Alexis. BUT THE WALKING DILDO NAMED JEREMIAH HAD TO RUIN IT. He gets my teachers attention and the NIGGA NOTICES US 😭 So the teacher walks over with his daughter that he’s always talking about in class and smiles at me and Alexis. “Hey *insert my last name*” This nigga only calls you by yo last bruh and it’s dumb af 💀 We shake hands and shit and then he introduces his daughter. “This is Leah. Hey Leah, this is the guy who I always talk about at home.” Then the nigga smiles at me. MY NIGGA WHY YOU TALKING ABOUT ME AT HOME 😭😭😭😭 fuckwrongwiteem. So now I’m all confused and shit and then Jeremiah nods his head at Leah and mouths the word “forehead” 💀 bruh ngl her forehead was on some Yo Gotti type shit 😭😭 then this nigga Jeremiah has the AUDACITY to say: “My head hurt.” 😭😭😭😭 IM WHEEZINGGGGGG AT THIS POINT AND MY teacher gets all confused and shit. “You good?” “Yeah, just a lot on my mind right now.” BOIIII ME AND JEREMIAH ARE CRYINGGGGGGGG and my teacher still confused. Meanwhile his daughter standing there all awkward and shit. Anyway they say goodbye and leave after that. After they’re gone, we was still cracking jokes. “Bruh her forehead was longer than my shift.” “Could see yo reflection on that shit.” “She looked like Sheen off that one episode of Jimmy Neutron.” I WAS GONEEEEEEE. Anyway it was 5 now and by then we was still crying. So I was at the register just crying and the customer comes up to me and says, “You alright?” “Yeah, just a lot on my mind right now.”

AF
AF
ass
ass
bruh
bruh
clock
clock
confused
confused
Crying
Crying
Dildo
Dildo
Dumb
Dumb
Fucking
Fucking
head
head
homie
homie
memes
memes
my nigga
my nigga
period
period
shit
shit
Taken
Taken
Teacher
Teacher
yo
yo
Yo Gotti
Yo Gotti
Work
Work
Awkward
Awkward
Audacity
Audacity
Diamond
Diamond
Duck
Duck
Good
Good
Home
Home
Jokes
Jokes
Live
Live
Neptune
Neptune
Today
Today
Word
Word
Coworkers
Coworkers
Deadass
Deadass
Bullshit
Bullshit
Gotti
Gotti
Mind
Mind
Mind Right
Mind Right
Reason
Reason
Smiles
Smiles
Alright
Alright
🤖
🤖
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got
jimmy neutron
jimmy neutron
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her
cfa
cfa
class
class
who
who
gone
gone
can
can
daughter
daughter
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one
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jeremiah
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name
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why
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teachers
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function
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right now
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customer
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this nigga
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 shake hands
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 my teacher
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 just call
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 hurt
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 gets
anyway
 anyway
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 said
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 say
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 hands
see
 see
walk
 walk
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 building
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 alexis
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 episode
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too
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there
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leah
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yall
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complicated
shift
shift
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talking
ngl
ngl
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attention
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goodbye
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lemme
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niggas
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sitting
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meanwhile
coworker
coworker
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happened
and then
and then
forehead
forehead
pull up
pull up
sheen
sheen
because
because
then
then
what happened
what happened
just
just
chiraq
chiraq
the walking
the walking
walking
walking
why you
why you
always
always
guy
guy
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this is
right
right
they said
they said
like
like
this nigga
this nigga
hey
hey
nigga
nigga
get
get
this
this
shake
shake
happening
happening
customer
customer
handle
handle
right now
right now
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ima
last name
last name
jimmy
jimmy
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still
neutron
neutron
manager
manager
what
what
lie
lie
now
now
door
door
call
call
you
you
thing
thing
they
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first
first
all
all
function
function
reflection
reflection
teachers
teachers
why
why
don
don
name
name
jeremiah
jeremiah
one
one
daughter
daughter
can
can
gone
gone
who
who
class
class
cfa
cfa
her
her
jimmy neutron
jimmy neutron
got
got
🤖
🤖
Alright
Alright
Smiles
Smiles
Reason
Reason
Mind Right
Mind Right
Mind
Mind
Gotti
Gotti
Bullshit
Bullshit
Deadass
Deadass
Coworkers
Coworkers
Word
Word
Today
Today
Neptune
Neptune
Live
Live
Jokes
Jokes
Home
Home
Good
Good
Duck
Duck
Diamond
Diamond
Audacity
Audacity
Awkward
Awkward
Work
Work
Yo Gotti
Yo Gotti
yo
yo
Teacher
Teacher
Taken
Taken
shit
shit
period
period
my nigga
my nigga
memes
memes
homie
homie
head
head
Fucking
Fucking
Dumb
Dumb
Dildo
Dildo
Crying
Crying
confused
confused
clock
clock
bruh
bruh
ass
ass
AF
AF

Niggas on Neptune when they homie get clapped by a flying diamond @typicalterome BRUHHHHH LEMME TELL YALL WHAT HAPPENED TODAY 💀 ight so a nigga had to get to work early because of a complicated ass reason Anyway I pull up to the function and the first bullshit thing I see is the door THE FUCKING DOOR HANDLE TO THE CFA GOT BOONK GANGED 💀💀😭😭 Deadass I can’t lie I asked my manager and they said it was taken 💀 bruh I don’t live in chiraq this shit shouldn’t be happening Anyway I’m sitting there with my coworkers cause it’s 400 and we all clock in at 5 right All of a sudden I notice my first period teacher walk into the building So me and my other coworker duck because that’s her teacher too and we wasn’t tryna get caught lacking Ima just call her Alexis BUT THE WALKING DILDO NAMED JEREMIAH HAD TO RUIN IT He gets my teachers attention and the NIGGA NOTICES US 😭 So the teacher walks over with his daughter that he’s always talking about in class and smiles at me and Alexis “Hey *insert my last name*” This nigga only calls you by yo last bruh and it’s dumb af 💀 We shake hands and shit and then he introduces his daughter “This is Leah Hey Leah this is the guy who I always talk about at home” Then the nigga smiles at me MY NIGGA WHY YOU TALKING ABOUT ME AT HOME 😭😭😭😭 fuckwrongwiteem So now I’m all confused and shit and then Jeremiah nods his head at Leah and mouths the word “forehead” 💀 bruh ngl her forehead was on some Yo Gotti type shit 😭😭 then this nigga Jeremiah has the AUDACITY to say “My head hurt” 😭😭😭😭 IM WHEEZINGGGGGG AT THIS POINT AND MY teacher gets all confused and shit “You good?” “Yeah just a lot on my mind right now” BOIIII ME AND JEREMIAH ARE CRYINGGGGGGGG and my teacher still confused Meanwhile his daughter standing there all awkward and shit Anyway they say goodbye and leave after that After they’re gone we was still cracking jokes “Bruh her forehead was longer than my shift” “Could see yo reflection on that shit” “She looked like Sheen off that one episode of Jimmy Neutron” I WAS GONEEEEEEE Anyway it was 5 now and by then we was still crying So I was at the register just crying and the customer comes up to me and says “You alright?” “Yeah just a lot on my mind right now” Meme

found @ 4775 likes ON 2017-11-07 06:34:03 BY ME.ME

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